Audience: Mineo & White

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doesn't matter which npc is the third one they're all idiots

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[they tousle white's hair before scooting back.]

Haha. You guys are a riot. [...] Are you going to impress me with your ramen?

[sengokus]

I am!!

[CONFIDENTLY and honestly it doesn't take more than three minutes because it's fucking instant ramen made fancy. but he's prepared enough for three bowls!! so he'll go to divide them up and - yes, it is instant ramen but. he chopped up some beef, scallion, added beansprouts, fish cakes, seaweed, and yea there's an egg in each bowl. it probably tastes good?? why doesn't he just get normal noodles.

he still serves them up confidently]

Gourmet Chef Enomoto Mineo's Luxury Deluxe Ramen...!!

[enfangs]

It's instant ramen, dude.

[... he still looks kind of excited as he grabs his chopsticks given that he's been living off of the vending machine for weeks.]

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[oh shit... it's so fancy. they flop down to eat. where? the counter, probably, because they're a heathen.]

Ooh. Wow, for instant ramen this is pretty good. And I'm picky.

[sengokus]

[OH DAMN MINEO LOOKS SO TRIUMPHANT. he pauses in his eating to clench his hand into a fist and pump it into the air]

Hell yeah!! Thanks, Wrath-san! Take that, White-kun!!

[enfangs]

[he pauses where he is, holding noodles between his chopsticks.]

Whadya mean, "take that"? What the hell were we fighting over— [HIS NOODLES SLIP OH NO] —Shit!

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[they snortlaugh.]

You are both disasters. [they kick their heels against the counter.]

[sengokus]

[LMAO he's laughing so hard at white sorry]

But it's fun to be a disaster with us, right?

[enfangs]

[moves his chopsticks to one hand so that he can flip mineo off :/ ]

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You guys are a highlight, for sure. [they seem super amused.] I don't like the quiet, so! Having White around is good for that.