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Audience: Mineo & White
doesn't matter which npc is the third one they're all idiots
doesn't matter which npc is the third one they're all idiots
doesn't matter which npc is the third one they're all idiots
doesn't matter which npc is the third one they're all idiots
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[but before he tosses everything into the pot, he picks up a piece of chopped beef with his chopsticks again]
Wanna try to catch, Wrath-san?
[IS WRATH JOINING THEIR STUPID GAME]
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why are they like this]
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[... also.]
-- Uh, yes? Also? I will absolutely catch.
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[and we're pausing plot talk because mineo is gonna toss the chopped beef in wrath's direction in a nice arc for an easy catch]
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[white just lets out an amused snort as he watches this.]
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technically kobe is for throwing and not catching but i'd die before letting that double meme/pun pass me by, so. KOBE.]
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[WRATH STAN SQUAD GROWS
but mineo's just laughing as he puts all the ingredients with the instant ramen now. wow gourmet.]
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Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week.
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[easily!! and he'll just idly stir the ramen as it cooks]
I really am sorry that it took me so long to deliver on seeing you... but White-kun's a fan of yours, so I've heard good things!
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[they seem pleased by this. in fact, they scoot over to white and kiss him on the cheek. sorry, not sorry.]
It's fine, I guess! I don't have a speedrunning route though. Just so you know. I'm a classy lady that likes to be wined and dined before I drop my lore spaghetti.
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I wouldn't expect anything less! It's better to get to know a person first anyway, right? I'm sure your - uh, lore spaghetti or whatever is worth it!
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Don't worry, Mineo's a nerd who'd never think of getting that far without a date first.
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Haha. You guys are a riot. [...] Are you going to impress me with your ramen?
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[CONFIDENTLY and honestly it doesn't take more than three minutes because it's fucking instant ramen made fancy. but he's prepared enough for three bowls!! so he'll go to divide them up and - yes, it is instant ramen but. he chopped up some beef, scallion, added beansprouts, fish cakes, seaweed, and yea there's an egg in each bowl. it probably tastes good?? why doesn't he just get normal noodles.
he still serves them up confidently]
Gourmet Chef Enomoto Mineo's Luxury Deluxe Ramen...!!
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[... he still looks kind of excited as he grabs his chopsticks given that he's been living off of the vending machine for weeks.]
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Ooh. Wow, for instant ramen this is pretty good. And I'm picky.
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Hell yeah!! Thanks, Wrath-san! Take that, White-kun!!
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Whadya mean, "take that"? What the hell were we fighting over— [HIS NOODLES SLIP OH NO] —Shit!
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You are both disasters. [they kick their heels against the counter.]
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But it's fun to be a disaster with us, right?
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