Audience: Grace Monroe

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[ grace is just sitting down in the garden so yes she actually just. startles ]

Damn it, Greed-- [ WARNING!!! ] No, I didn't. [ it's a little dry and she looks up with a raised eyebrow ] Should I have?

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[it happens. also, this is for their own amusement now, sorry grace.]

I wouldn't say you should have, but more I was curious if you've spoken to them yet about anything other than their hobbies. [which is all greed can assume happened given grace just said pride was bored.]

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No, we've only talked in public so far. [ she's not about to go air out plot to the masses? gross ] Besides, I figured I should come to you first.

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Admittedly I haven't actually looked in that room myself. I haven't found a reason to.

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I'm surprised you haven't looked through all the rooms for yourself.

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I had other things to do rather than go through an assortment of boxes that hold no meaning to me. But what makes you so sure I haven't looked through the others?

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Well, whether you looked through them or not, you still missed one. So my point stands.

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I don't need to open boxes and find things I'd rather not see to know it is a room filled with boxes of junk, Miss Monroe. [except now they seem sort of offended? no?]

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[ unfortunately offended greed is always funny, so grace is just. :3 ]

So what I found in it doesn't intrigue you at all?

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[sniff.]

Not in the slightest.

[liar.]

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Oh, well, since it doesn't matter to you at all...

[ she stretches out ]

I'll move on.

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[they cross their arms.]

Fine.

[they will wait...patiently...mostly...]

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So how was your weekend?

[ :) ]

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Well, considering I watched all of you debate for several hours on whether Kaan had turned into a giant chocolate bar, it was...enlightening.

[all of you.]

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I was right about the killer robot, and I won't take criticisms for a theory I didn't come up with.

[ it just haunted her because of takeru's cannibalism story ]

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Should I be critiquing you for not offering a different theory then?

[takeru's what.]

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[ i will not explain at all ]

I did offer a different one, and it involved turning the body into goo, but apparently that wasn't it either.

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Apparently. [grace.]

Your thoughts?

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That I'm not a detective and I don't know anything about corpses, so I'll just point at the most suspicious looking person in the room. Which I guess might've been Douman considering how determined they were with eating that chocolate?

[ it's like, not entirely serious ]

Greed, I'm really not meant for murder mysteries.

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And yet they will continue to happen the longer you're here. You will find yourself in this same situation time and time again now that it's started.

What would you say you are meant for then?

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[ dw my fucking notifs ]

I don't know, not dealing with murder all the time! Why does it have to keep happening just because the murder robot did it once?!

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[dw...]

Isn't that a question you should ask the other participants and not me? I'm not the one going out and murdering people.

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You just said it was going to keep happening like it's inevitable now.

[ like. she thinks so too but also :/ ]

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And you think it isn't?

[grace.]

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It could if so many of the people here weren't psychos.

[ :/ ]