Audience: Grace Monroe

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I don't need to open boxes and find things I'd rather not see to know it is a room filled with boxes of junk, Miss Monroe. [except now they seem sort of offended? no?]

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[ unfortunately offended greed is always funny, so grace is just. :3 ]

So what I found in it doesn't intrigue you at all?

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[sniff.]

Not in the slightest.

[liar.]

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Oh, well, since it doesn't matter to you at all...

[ she stretches out ]

I'll move on.

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[they cross their arms.]

Fine.

[they will wait...patiently...mostly...]

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So how was your weekend?

[ :) ]

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Well, considering I watched all of you debate for several hours on whether Kaan had turned into a giant chocolate bar, it was...enlightening.

[all of you.]

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I was right about the killer robot, and I won't take criticisms for a theory I didn't come up with.

[ it just haunted her because of takeru's cannibalism story ]

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Should I be critiquing you for not offering a different theory then?

[takeru's what.]

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[ i will not explain at all ]

I did offer a different one, and it involved turning the body into goo, but apparently that wasn't it either.

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Apparently. [grace.]

Your thoughts?

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That I'm not a detective and I don't know anything about corpses, so I'll just point at the most suspicious looking person in the room. Which I guess might've been Douman considering how determined they were with eating that chocolate?

[ it's like, not entirely serious ]

Greed, I'm really not meant for murder mysteries.

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And yet they will continue to happen the longer you're here. You will find yourself in this same situation time and time again now that it's started.

What would you say you are meant for then?

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[ dw my fucking notifs ]

I don't know, not dealing with murder all the time! Why does it have to keep happening just because the murder robot did it once?!

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[dw...]

Isn't that a question you should ask the other participants and not me? I'm not the one going out and murdering people.

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You just said it was going to keep happening like it's inevitable now.

[ like. she thinks so too but also :/ ]

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And you think it isn't?

[grace.]

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It could if so many of the people here weren't psychos.

[ :/ ]

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I'm beginning to think everyone must be a bit psychotic to actually agree to come to this place.

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It's not like I knew what I was agreeing to.

[ it's a pattern of behavior, ]

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It's more the agreement at all.

[also grace that is absolutely why you ended up on an infinity train, stop.]

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So you're telling me you wouldn't have agreed if you were in our position?

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I suppose there isn't anything I want badly enough that I would, no.

[even while they're saying it though the general implication is that they also don't entirely care that other people did agree. that's just how things are.]

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You wound up with the Greed label, but there's nothing you'd want badly enough?

[ how tf were they picked as avatars ]

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Who's to say I don't have other ways of obtaining everything else I could want?