Haha! You're welcome! Wrath, Lust, and Greed wanted to, um, make things right? So I decided to help! I wanted you to not be dead. Kind of funny, huh? The god who keeps the list of everyone coming in is trying to help everyone not be dead!
[In the elevator, he takes the two of them up to the next to the last floor, pretty much the last one everyone can get to already. And then with Mahito's hand still clasped, he floats them right up to the final level! How? Idk, please don't ask, just suspend your disbelief a lil.
This floor is a circular hallway with eight doors. He floats them both over to one with a familiar grey symbol, and then pulls Mahito inside. It's.......a cave! Haha...! He lets go of Mahito's hand. :people_hugging:
The walls and floor are jagged stone, carved out without any uniform shape, and it smells metallic, and like the earth. No light of any kind is here, and nothing at all can be seen at first. But the sound of flowing water can be heard. After a moment, a little flame winks on a few feet away. The glow is cast on Hypnos, and it looks like he's lighting a wick reclining in a lamp of oil. Now Mahito can see more of the cave! A river runs through the center of this room, making the air cooler. Poppies, valerian, and lavender plants grow all over in different places, along with some mushrooms. On a flatter stone surface is a reddish-orange chaise done up like a pillow fort. Inside are two pillows, a red-quilt blanket, a sexy raptor body pillow, three autographs, a little flipbook, and a bottle of golden liquid.]
Welcome! Come right on in!
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Aw... That's really sweet of you all! You, especially. It's thanks to you guys that we even made it this far, huh?
[STOP WITH THE PEOPLE HUGGING SHIT oh my god. this is fine though he's just going to vibe curiously throughout this entire journey.
A CAVE... Mahito sure wastes no time after being invited to wander in and peer around the place with intensely curious vibes.]
Woah! So you live up here, huh? This place is really nice. Reminds me of something Jogo would like! [HE'S THE CAVE AND VOLCANOS LAD, AFTER ALL... Mahito moseys over to get a look at the river, but gets sidetracked on the way there by all these sus flowers. Crouchin' down on the floor to gently touch the petals of a poppy...]
--It's really pretty. [UP HE POPS back onto his feet, and over toward the chaise he moseeeys.] Oh! Are these your treasures?
[Mahito getting distracted by all areas of the cave is hilarious. Hypnos floats over by the chaise, waiting.
The river looks really clean and nice! It makes the room cool, but the sound is very relaxing. Maybe don't drink it, though. Haha. The flowers are nice, too. Can't believe Jogo and Hanami would approve of Hypnos' dumb cave.]
Aw, thanks! My brother and I had a cave for a long time. Um, I guess we still do maybe. But we're in the House now! Oh! Yes!
[He climbs right into the pillow fort of the chaise, careful of the stuff he moves around to make room.]
Asterius, Pride, and Childe's autographs! And, um, the pillow from Douman! [Wow, I forgot the dog neck pillow, but it's there, too.] This one from Shi Qingxuan. And your book!
[YEAH LOOK stop his five second attention span... He's having a great time. He will not drink from the river though, because he isn't White's brand of stupid. Also yeah, they would?? FLEAS LOVE NATURE.]
You still do, maybe? [MAYBE??] Huh... D'you ever miss just living in a cave? Seems nice! It kinda reminds me of my tunnel.
[His tunnel, Randy... Anyway Mahito will just lean down to peer into the fort before he climbs in after Hypnos. All of these cute fuckin treasures, though...]
Wow! That's a lot of good stuff. [Can't believe Hypnos actually owns more things than Mahito does, incredible. He has no fucking clue who Asterius is!! And finds it hilarious that he has Pride and Childe's autographs for some reason?! BUT SURE.]
It's still there! Probably! [their baby cave] Um, I do sometimes. When it was just me and my brother! You have one, too?
[Please cease having things in common.
He happily shows off his autographs when Mahito climbs in. The one from Royce is very tiny and curt. It just says "Pride," and that's it. The one from Childe is still just a name, but it's a bit more embellished. The one from Asterius says, "To Hypnos, my biggest fan. Stay vigilant. Asterius," and there's a little picture of a bull.]
Yeah, it is!
[Nevermind all of that, he drops it immediately to take up the bottle.] It's not really allowed in the Underworld, or the House. But the prince gave me some. [He wiggles out the top piece, and then offers it to Mahito.] Try some!
[Since it will taste literally like the best thing his mind is able to even imagine.]
Have you not been back in a while? That's too bad... [He nods, seemingly understanding. AGAIN, MORE THINGS IN COMMON!!] Not a cave, but yeah, kinda! I live in a tunnel above the ground, between two rivers! It's huge and dark and cool inside.
[He sounds very fond... This fucking gremlin. He can even get the concept of enjoying being somewhere with Just Me And My X, too!! HIS OLD MAN...... Ah, well. Anyway!! He will lean over to view this absolutely wild assortment of signatures, and he's absolutely about to ask more about Asterius BU THEN IT'S DROPPED. He's immediately distracted! His two second attention span!!]
Haha! Wow, illicit. [ILLICIT, SAYS THE GUY WHO BROUGHT HYPNOS METH AND THEN BANGED HIM ON THE BEACH. He will reach out to carefully take the bottle, though! And being a somewhat polite creature in the weirdest of ways, he only takes a small sip.
To be fair, small is probably all you need for something like this. Now he can die happy!]
—Woah! Wow. Holy shit? [HOLY SHIT.] Hah - it's a good thing I won't have to eat anything again, 'cuz that's probably ruined normal food for me! Wow!
[Damb, he could have answered so many things, but their two second attention space, and two gigs of RAM brainpower are just something else.
He bursts into quiet, amused laughter when the ambrosia blows Mahito's mind. YEAH, WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF THE GREEK GODS. Terrible. They'd fit right in here in this hellhole.]
Haha! It's soooo good! The best thing you can ever drink. But I guess that's expected from the gods, huh? You can have more if you want.
[YEAH, HE GETS THE WOWS! HE SAYS WOW SO MUCH ALSO. Also can't fucking believe sweet Shi Qingxuan was only given a sip, and Mahito is given more chugs. I hate everything here.]
[SOMETIMES YOU JUST. DROP EVERYTHING AND IGNORE IT FOR AMBROSIA, APPARENTLY!?
They would though wow this is terrible. ALSO TERRIBLE, THAT HE JUST LETS MAHITO HAVE MORE. SWEET, SWEET SHI QINGXUAN, WHO ONLY GETS A SIP, AND WHO ALSO WOULD BE ACCEPTED AS A GIFT IF MAHITO COULD TURN HER INTO A RAISIN...
He will gladly take advantage of the permission, though, and take another sip or two. Give him a second to delight in this exceedingly spectacular taste?! HELP. He's absolutely doing the curse equivalent of Limbo's NNNNNNN but at least it is not sexual. i woke up extra cursed i'm sorry]
—Here! [HOLDING THE BOTTLE OUT.] Wow, we'll really be the best of best friends now, huh? Who gets to share ambrosia with a god? Hah.
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Anyway he'll just trot along after Hypnos, just boppin and vibin like he always does.]
Hey, thanks for thinking of me! Wild that we get a chance to share it after all, huh?
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[In the elevator, he takes the two of them up to the next to the last floor, pretty much the last one everyone can get to already. And then with Mahito's hand still clasped, he floats them right up to the final level! How? Idk, please don't ask, just suspend your disbelief a lil.
This floor is a circular hallway with eight doors. He floats them both over to one with a familiar grey symbol, and then pulls Mahito inside. It's.......a cave! Haha...! He lets go of Mahito's hand. :people_hugging:
The walls and floor are jagged stone, carved out without any uniform shape, and it smells metallic, and like the earth. No light of any kind is here, and nothing at all can be seen at first. But the sound of flowing water can be heard. After a moment, a little flame winks on a few feet away. The glow is cast on Hypnos, and it looks like he's lighting a wick reclining in a lamp of oil. Now Mahito can see more of the cave! A river runs through the center of this room, making the air cooler. Poppies, valerian, and lavender plants grow all over in different places, along with some mushrooms. On a flatter stone surface is a reddish-orange chaise done up like a pillow fort. Inside are two pillows, a red-quilt blanket, a sexy raptor body pillow, three autographs, a little flipbook, and a bottle of golden liquid.]
Welcome! Come right on in!
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[STOP WITH THE PEOPLE HUGGING SHIT oh my god. this is fine though he's just going to vibe curiously throughout this entire journey.
A CAVE... Mahito sure wastes no time after being invited to wander in and peer around the place with intensely curious vibes.]
Woah! So you live up here, huh? This place is really nice. Reminds me of something Jogo would like! [HE'S THE CAVE AND VOLCANOS LAD, AFTER ALL... Mahito moseys over to get a look at the river, but gets sidetracked on the way there by all these sus flowers. Crouchin' down on the floor to gently touch the petals of a poppy...]
--It's really pretty. [UP HE POPS back onto his feet, and over toward the chaise he moseeeys.] Oh! Are these your treasures?
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The river looks really clean and nice! It makes the room cool, but the sound is very relaxing. Maybe don't drink it, though. Haha. The flowers are nice, too. Can't believe Jogo and Hanami would approve of Hypnos' dumb cave.]
Aw, thanks! My brother and I had a cave for a long time. Um, I guess we still do maybe. But we're in the House now! Oh! Yes!
[He climbs right into the pillow fort of the chaise, careful of the stuff he moves around to make room.]
Asterius, Pride, and Childe's autographs! And, um, the pillow from Douman! [Wow, I forgot the dog neck pillow, but it's there, too.] This one from Shi Qingxuan. And your book!
And ambrosia!
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You still do, maybe? [MAYBE??] Huh... D'you ever miss just living in a cave? Seems nice! It kinda reminds me of my tunnel.
[His tunnel, Randy... Anyway Mahito will just lean down to peer into the fort before he climbs in after Hypnos. All of these cute fuckin treasures, though...]
Wow! That's a lot of good stuff. [Can't believe Hypnos actually owns more things than Mahito does, incredible. He has no fucking clue who Asterius is!! And finds it hilarious that he has Pride and Childe's autographs for some reason?! BUT SURE.]
Oh - is that the ambrosia?
[SCOOTING IN LIKE AN EXCITED LITTLE BEE.]
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[Please cease having things in common.
He happily shows off his autographs when Mahito climbs in. The one from Royce is very tiny and curt. It just says "Pride," and that's it. The one from Childe is still just a name, but it's a bit more embellished. The one from Asterius says, "To Hypnos, my biggest fan. Stay vigilant. Asterius," and there's a little picture of a bull.]
Yeah, it is!
[Nevermind all of that, he drops it immediately to take up the bottle.] It's not really allowed in the Underworld, or the House. But the prince gave me some. [He wiggles out the top piece, and then offers it to Mahito.] Try some!
[Since it will taste literally like the best thing his mind is able to even imagine.]
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[He sounds very fond... This fucking gremlin. He can even get the concept of enjoying being somewhere with Just Me And My X, too!! HIS OLD MAN...... Ah, well. Anyway!! He will lean over to view this absolutely wild assortment of signatures, and he's absolutely about to ask more about Asterius BU THEN IT'S DROPPED. He's immediately distracted! His two second attention span!!]
Haha! Wow, illicit. [ILLICIT, SAYS THE GUY WHO BROUGHT HYPNOS METH AND THEN BANGED HIM ON THE BEACH. He will reach out to carefully take the bottle, though! And being a somewhat polite creature in the weirdest of ways, he only takes a small sip.
To be fair, small is probably all you need for something like this. Now he can die happy!]
—Woah! Wow. Holy shit? [HOLY SHIT.] Hah - it's a good thing I won't have to eat anything again, 'cuz that's probably ruined normal food for me! Wow!
[JUST, TWICE THE WOWS.]
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He bursts into quiet, amused laughter when the ambrosia blows Mahito's mind. YEAH, WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF THE GREEK GODS. Terrible. They'd fit right in here in this hellhole.]
Haha! It's soooo good! The best thing you can ever drink. But I guess that's expected from the gods, huh? You can have more if you want.
[YEAH, HE GETS THE WOWS! HE SAYS WOW SO MUCH ALSO. Also can't fucking believe sweet Shi Qingxuan was only given a sip, and Mahito is given more chugs. I hate everything here.]
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They would though wow this is terrible. ALSO TERRIBLE, THAT HE JUST LETS MAHITO HAVE MORE. SWEET, SWEET SHI QINGXUAN, WHO ONLY GETS A SIP, AND WHO ALSO WOULD BE ACCEPTED AS A GIFT IF MAHITO COULD TURN HER INTO A RAISIN...
He will gladly take advantage of the permission, though, and take another sip or two. Give him a second to delight in this exceedingly spectacular taste?! HELP. He's absolutely doing the curse equivalent of Limbo's NNNNNNN but at least it is not sexual. i woke up extra cursed i'm sorry]
—Here! [HOLDING THE BOTTLE OUT.] Wow, we'll really be the best of best friends now, huh? Who gets to share ambrosia with a god? Hah.