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🔫👽 ([personal profile] probe) wrote2021-02-08 05:29 pm
touchups: (won't you come inside)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-04-02 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[YEAH LOOK stop his five second attention span... He's having a great time. He will not drink from the river though, because he isn't White's brand of stupid. Also yeah, they would?? FLEAS LOVE NATURE.]

You still do, maybe? [MAYBE??] Huh... D'you ever miss just living in a cave? Seems nice! It kinda reminds me of my tunnel.

[His tunnel, Randy... Anyway Mahito will just lean down to peer into the fort before he climbs in after Hypnos. All of these cute fuckin treasures, though...]

Wow! That's a lot of good stuff. [Can't believe Hypnos actually owns more things than Mahito does, incredible. He has no fucking clue who Asterius is!! And finds it hilarious that he has Pride and Childe's autographs for some reason?! BUT SURE.]

Oh - is that the ambrosia?

[SCOOTING IN LIKE AN EXCITED LITTLE BEE.]
touchups: (follow me)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-04-02 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Have you not been back in a while? That's too bad... [He nods, seemingly understanding. AGAIN, MORE THINGS IN COMMON!!] Not a cave, but yeah, kinda! I live in a tunnel above the ground, between two rivers! It's huge and dark and cool inside.

[He sounds very fond... This fucking gremlin. He can even get the concept of enjoying being somewhere with Just Me And My X, too!! HIS OLD MAN...... Ah, well. Anyway!! He will lean over to view this absolutely wild assortment of signatures, and he's absolutely about to ask more about Asterius BU THEN IT'S DROPPED. He's immediately distracted! His two second attention span!!]

Haha! Wow, illicit. [ILLICIT, SAYS THE GUY WHO BROUGHT HYPNOS METH AND THEN BANGED HIM ON THE BEACH. He will reach out to carefully take the bottle, though! And being a somewhat polite creature in the weirdest of ways, he only takes a small sip.

To be fair, small is probably all you need for something like this. Now he can die happy!]


—Woah! Wow. Holy shit? [HOLY SHIT.] Hah - it's a good thing I won't have to eat anything again, 'cuz that's probably ruined normal food for me! Wow!

[JUST, TWICE THE WOWS.]
touchups: (i think the ocean stole my watery soul)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-04-03 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
[SOMETIMES YOU JUST. DROP EVERYTHING AND IGNORE IT FOR AMBROSIA, APPARENTLY!?

They would though wow this is terrible. ALSO TERRIBLE, THAT HE JUST LETS MAHITO HAVE MORE. SWEET, SWEET SHI QINGXUAN, WHO ONLY GETS A SIP, AND WHO ALSO WOULD BE ACCEPTED AS A GIFT IF MAHITO COULD TURN HER INTO A RAISIN...

He will gladly take advantage of the permission, though, and take another sip or two. Give him a second to delight in this exceedingly spectacular taste?! HELP. He's absolutely doing the curse equivalent of Limbo's NNNNNNN but at least it is not sexual. i woke up extra cursed i'm sorry]


—Here! [HOLDING THE BOTTLE OUT.] Wow, we'll really be the best of best friends now, huh? Who gets to share ambrosia with a god? Hah.