[STOP TRYING TO CHASE ME OUT OF THE BIOME WHAT THE FUCK I'M LIVING HERE FOREVER NOW WITH MY TITANIC ASS CAT!!
Anyway, terribly, Mahito ignores whatever's in their hands for a second because he's launching himself over to throw his arms around them in a hug first?? It's probably fine.]
Hi, Sloth! Thanks for taking us on that fun trip during trial!
it's unfortunate that they simply just go "ACK!" and put an arm around mahito to catch him. which just, like, makes mahito start floating since they are also floating as usual.]
Oh, um--you're welcome? You really were out there pretending like you didn't do anything, huh? Wow.
[YEAH!!! ENJOY YOUR FLEAS!!! FLEA COOTIES. FLOOTIES, IF YOU WILL.
Guess he's floating now though, which means he's holding on to Sloth's shoulders so he doesn't just fucking drift away into the stratosphere and disappear forever like he should.]
Yeah! It was really fun! I've never had to do that before. Hah, talking to people after was super funny, too.
[He has NO REMORSE!! He's never known remorse a day in his little cursed flea life.]
[i also wish they didn't!! Mahito is still holdin' on just because 1) he's clingy and 2) he does not trust Sloth to not, like, forget they're anchoring him. God.]
That's part of what makes it fun! [HE'S A CURSE DON'T EXPECT ANYTHING ELSE FROM HIM.] Hah, I hope whoever else came before us had a good time, too.
[THE MURDERBOT ALMOST SURELY DID, AT LEAST... That said:] --Oh, right! The rope?
[Glancing toward their hand even though i personally am frightened to see how Sloth misinterpreted this or whatever the fck they did]
[wow. mahito has absolutely NO room to be out here not trusting sloth??? mahito is ten times less trustworthy than sloth is. sloth is EMPLOYEED. they are working OVERTIME.]
You--oh! Right!
[well, unfortunately, they have to let mahito go so they can reach into one of their infinity sleeves, so not only did my previous statement become null and void, but mahito should just keep holding on. it's fine.
they start pulling out a bundle of silk rope. it looks less like soft shibari rope and more like... silk dance ribbon?]
ANYWAY GOOD FUCKING THING HE WAS HOLDING ON or he'd just be flying away right now and then crashing back to the earth as he deserves. He also just watches as this silk ribbon is pulled out...]
Ah... [Reaching out to touch it! WHY DOES HE JUST TOUCH THINGS.] Well! It could work, too, but don't you have anything a little more-- [Making a gesture with his free hand that has absolutely no meaning.] I dunno. Robust? This is nice and soft, though...
[STOP don't just make them employ weed. i'll slapchop you to hell.]
Oh. Um...
[please stop touching things. not that sloth cares at all in the slightest which is unfortunate. they just offer it over to mahito so they can once again dig in the sleeve goodie bag. they pull out
He takes the rope, tucking it over his shoulder for the time being so it doesn't also go floating away.]
But you've heard of bondage at least, right? It's like that, but way prettier! You can tie the knots into all kinds of shapes and they make patterns that are nice to look at.
[don't teach sloth about bondage, i'm begging you. oh right, they (:unamused:) reach out to take a hold of mahito again so he doesn't go flying away into the stratosphere.]
He's absolutely snickering both over the whip comment which he can only fucking assume is about Medb but truly could be about anyone, and over the hilarious follow-up question here. Which is terrible.]
Nope! I'm gonna tie someone else up. [Thanks for asking, Sloth.] Seems a couple people are curious about it! If you ever wanna know what it's like, I can show you, too.
[i just got finished with a tag i disliked greatly, and then realized this one was next AND I AM STILL GREATLY DISLIKING THINGS.]
Um, well... I... I just don't know what to say to that except... yes, I do! I think? I mean, you don't know what you're into until you try it, right? Then you'll just have to try it!
[I AM ONLY RESPONSIBLE FOR 50% OF YOUR IMMENSE DISLIKE THIS TIME, AT LEAST.]
Well! No one can say you don't have an open mind. [Speaking of, since Sloth is anchoring him in place, he will briefly let go so he can pat their head. He doesn't want to smack them with his handful of sexy silk rope... anyway i truly hate the way this is going but Mahito is curious, so Mahito will unfuckinfortunately ask:]
[little tufts of downy feathers spring out of the hood from the pat. thank you. they are happy. it's sad they do not let mahito go so he falls face-first onto the floor.]
Oh, um... yeah! It was, uh, well... really nice! If I, uh, say so... Anyway!! Yeah!
[yeah i wish that mahito would just go crashing face-first onto the floor. ONCE AGAIN he's fucking distracted by the little feathers... also wish that would last longer, but unfortunately, he is more interested in this truly hilarious topic.]
Wow! Really? I'm kinda surprised. [DON'T BE RUDE.] Were they sweet? Gentle?
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Anyway, terribly, Mahito ignores whatever's in their hands for a second because he's launching himself over to throw his arms around them in a hug first?? It's probably fine.]
Hi, Sloth! Thanks for taking us on that fun trip during trial!
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it's unfortunate that they simply just go "ACK!" and put an arm around mahito to catch him. which just, like, makes mahito start floating since they are also floating as usual.]
Oh, um--you're welcome? You really were out there pretending like you didn't do anything, huh? Wow.
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Guess he's floating now though, which means he's holding on to Sloth's shoulders so he doesn't just fucking drift away into the stratosphere and disappear forever like he should.]
Yeah! It was really fun! I've never had to do that before. Hah, talking to people after was super funny, too.
[He has NO REMORSE!! He's never known remorse a day in his little cursed flea life.]
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You and Endorsi are just out here getting away with murder! The others are sure going to be mad. Um, about not finding you, not the murder.
Well, some of them will be mad about the murder, too!
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That's part of what makes it fun! [HE'S A CURSE DON'T EXPECT ANYTHING ELSE FROM HIM.] Hah, I hope whoever else came before us had a good time, too.
[THE MURDERBOT ALMOST SURELY DID, AT LEAST... That said:] --Oh, right! The rope?
[Glancing toward their hand even though i personally am frightened to see how Sloth misinterpreted this or whatever the fck they did]
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You--oh! Right!
[well, unfortunately, they have to let mahito go so they can reach into one of their infinity sleeves, so not only did my previous statement become null and void, but mahito should just keep holding on. it's fine.
they start pulling out a bundle of silk rope. it looks less like soft shibari rope and more like... silk dance ribbon?]
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ANYWAY GOOD FUCKING THING HE WAS HOLDING ON or he'd just be flying away right now and then crashing back to the earth as he deserves. He also just watches as this silk ribbon is pulled out...]
Ah... [Reaching out to touch it! WHY DOES HE JUST TOUCH THINGS.] Well! It could work, too, but don't you have anything a little more-- [Making a gesture with his free hand that has absolutely no meaning.] I dunno. Robust? This is nice and soft, though...
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Oh. Um...
[please stop touching things. not that sloth cares at all in the slightest which is unfortunate. they just offer it over to mahito so they can once again dig in the sleeve goodie bag. they pull out
sexy silk rope! terrible.]
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Anyway guess he now has ribbon in one hand because the other is still holding on to Sloth.]
Here! I'll trade you.
[He'll take the sexy silk rope in exchange for this dance ribbon... But also, because it is my personal job to harm anna:]
Does no one else here know what shibari is, though? Like, seriously...?
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I've never heard of it in my life!
[they trade the silk rope for the dance ribbon like some stupid skyrim merchant being swindled out of their measly 500 gold.]
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He takes the rope, tucking it over his shoulder for the time being so it doesn't also go floating away.]
But you've heard of bondage at least, right? It's like that, but way prettier! You can tie the knots into all kinds of shapes and they make patterns that are nice to look at.
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[don't teach sloth about bondage, i'm begging you. oh right, they (:unamused:) reach out to take a hold of mahito again so he doesn't go flying away into the stratosphere.]
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Haha... I guess it can be! But it's usually the kinda punishment a person's into. Some people like getting tied up when they're having sex, you know?
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I--oh. OH! Is that why she has a whip...? Wow... So you just tie people up, and they enjoy it! Whoa!
Wait, are you going to get tied up now?
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He's absolutely snickering both over the whip comment which he can only fucking assume is about Medb but truly could be about anyone, and over the hilarious follow-up question here. Which is terrible.]
Nope! I'm gonna tie someone else up. [Thanks for asking, Sloth.] Seems a couple people are curious about it! If you ever wanna know what it's like, I can show you, too.
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[STOP I DON'T WANT THEM TO SOUND INTERESTED OR CURIOUS, but they are. unfortunate. terrible. they peer at mahito, and then at the rope.]
Sure, I want to see!
[closes my eyes.]
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Nice! Just let me know when you have the time, okay? It takes a while just to finish all the knots.
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Okay! Any time! I have a lot of time! Eternity, probably! [wait] Oh--
Who are you tying up?
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Hah, yeah, that's true... Oh - Douman, first!
[FIRST.]
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[ohhhh mr douman.... looking so sexy and also their shirt opened?]
I want to watch!
[NO]
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Wow! I didn't think that'd be something you were into. You've got surprising taste, huh?
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Um, well... I... I just don't know what to say to that except... yes, I do! I think? I mean, you don't know what you're into until you try it, right? Then you'll just have to try it!
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Well! No one can say you don't have an open mind. [Speaking of, since Sloth is anchoring him in place, he will briefly let go so he can pat their head. He doesn't want to smack them with his handful of sexy silk rope... anyway i truly hate the way this is going but Mahito is curious, so Mahito will unfuckinfortunately ask:]
Have you even had sex before?
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Oh, um... yeah! It was, uh, well... really nice! If I, uh, say so... Anyway!! Yeah!
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Wow! Really? I'm kinda surprised. [DON'T BE RUDE.] Were they sweet? Gentle?
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