He's absolutely snickering both over the whip comment which he can only fucking assume is about Medb but truly could be about anyone, and over the hilarious follow-up question here. Which is terrible.]
Nope! I'm gonna tie someone else up. [Thanks for asking, Sloth.] Seems a couple people are curious about it! If you ever wanna know what it's like, I can show you, too.
[i just got finished with a tag i disliked greatly, and then realized this one was next AND I AM STILL GREATLY DISLIKING THINGS.]
Um, well... I... I just don't know what to say to that except... yes, I do! I think? I mean, you don't know what you're into until you try it, right? Then you'll just have to try it!
[I AM ONLY RESPONSIBLE FOR 50% OF YOUR IMMENSE DISLIKE THIS TIME, AT LEAST.]
Well! No one can say you don't have an open mind. [Speaking of, since Sloth is anchoring him in place, he will briefly let go so he can pat their head. He doesn't want to smack them with his handful of sexy silk rope... anyway i truly hate the way this is going but Mahito is curious, so Mahito will unfuckinfortunately ask:]
[little tufts of downy feathers spring out of the hood from the pat. thank you. they are happy. it's sad they do not let mahito go so he falls face-first onto the floor.]
Oh, um... yeah! It was, uh, well... really nice! If I, uh, say so... Anyway!! Yeah!
[yeah i wish that mahito would just go crashing face-first onto the floor. ONCE AGAIN he's fucking distracted by the little feathers... also wish that would last longer, but unfortunately, he is more interested in this truly hilarious topic.]
Wow! Really? I'm kinda surprised. [DON'T BE RUDE.] Were they sweet? Gentle?
[STOP please let them be proud of a bang when they are babey... but not in the controversial way that'll get me eaten up by antis. intense flashbacks to the vagina flower (only flurry will get this joke).]
Oh, they did! They were really, um... beautiful, and strong, and amazing...... O-Oh! Um, well, I...
[EVERYONE STOP BEING EASY TO TEASE AROUND MAHITO CHALLENGE!! HE SMELLS THE BLOOD IN THE WATER AND HE CAN'T LET GO.]
Ooh! Well, with a reaction like that, how else am I supposed to read it? It's definitely a crush, huh! Do they get to see you get so flustered? It's cute, you know!
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Haha... I guess it can be! But it's usually the kinda punishment a person's into. Some people like getting tied up when they're having sex, you know?
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I--oh. OH! Is that why she has a whip...? Wow... So you just tie people up, and they enjoy it! Whoa!
Wait, are you going to get tied up now?
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He's absolutely snickering both over the whip comment which he can only fucking assume is about Medb but truly could be about anyone, and over the hilarious follow-up question here. Which is terrible.]
Nope! I'm gonna tie someone else up. [Thanks for asking, Sloth.] Seems a couple people are curious about it! If you ever wanna know what it's like, I can show you, too.
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[STOP I DON'T WANT THEM TO SOUND INTERESTED OR CURIOUS, but they are. unfortunate. terrible. they peer at mahito, and then at the rope.]
Sure, I want to see!
[closes my eyes.]
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Nice! Just let me know when you have the time, okay? It takes a while just to finish all the knots.
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Okay! Any time! I have a lot of time! Eternity, probably! [wait] Oh--
Who are you tying up?
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Hah, yeah, that's true... Oh - Douman, first!
[FIRST.]
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[ohhhh mr douman.... looking so sexy and also their shirt opened?]
I want to watch!
[NO]
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Wow! I didn't think that'd be something you were into. You've got surprising taste, huh?
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Um, well... I... I just don't know what to say to that except... yes, I do! I think? I mean, you don't know what you're into until you try it, right? Then you'll just have to try it!
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Well! No one can say you don't have an open mind. [Speaking of, since Sloth is anchoring him in place, he will briefly let go so he can pat their head. He doesn't want to smack them with his handful of sexy silk rope... anyway i truly hate the way this is going but Mahito is curious, so Mahito will unfuckinfortunately ask:]
Have you even had sex before?
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Oh, um... yeah! It was, uh, well... really nice! If I, uh, say so... Anyway!! Yeah!
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Wow! Really? I'm kinda surprised. [DON'T BE RUDE.] Were they sweet? Gentle?
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they are thinking about the person and what happened.]
Oh, um... they knew what they wanted, and they took it! I was along for the ride!
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[jesus christ]
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[THEY BEAM.
or they would be beaming if he could see them, but instead more feathers just spill out of the hood.]
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Oh! Hah, that's cute. [Can't believe Wrath and Medb are kin.] They seem like the kinda person who'd know what they're doing! Was that your first?
[WHY IS IT GOSSIP ABOUT BANG HOURS.]
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Oh, they did! They were really, um... beautiful, and strong, and amazing...... O-Oh! Um, well, I...
[now they're bashful.]
Yeah.
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Anyway he's just WEHEHEing about this internally because he finds their bashfulness very entertaining. Absolutely terrible.]
Sounds like you got a crush, huh? [He'd gently elbow Sloth in tease if they weren't still floating...] That's cute, though! Really sweet.
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they bob when elbowed, but then just get more flustered about it and everything in general, especially the teasing.]
What? No! Nooooo, no! It's... not like that! They're just a really amazing w... Uh! They're really, um, cool!
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Ooh! Well, with a reaction like that, how else am I supposed to read it? It's definitely a crush, huh! Do they get to see you get so flustered? It's cute, you know!
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me, seeing both your tags in my inbox: nevermind]
Um--! It definitely wouldn't work out between us, or anything! We're from two entirely different worlds, like night and day.
Uh, mostly.
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Yeah, but aren't you guys gonna be stuck here forever anyway?
[Carpe diem!! Make the most of a relatively shitty situation!]
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[but they sound a little worried?]
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[It's the impression he'd gotten from Lust, anyway. RIP every avatar.]
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