[Unfortunately, he just laughs about it. HUMANS!!]
Hah! Yeah, that's true. [A beat; his hands drop back to the arm of the chair.]
--Hey, you know how curses are born, right? If so many humans put all their fear and hatred and anger toward the same thing, it's a pretty powerful force. Those are the things I understand the best, so if I could see more of that... I think that'd be good!
[HE SAYS THIS... with such a genuinely cheery smile... alexa play only happy when it rains.]
[YOU DID THIS, GREED. YOU PICKED THE FLEA FOR YOUR POKEMON TEAM!!
Anyway he wrinkles his nose about that, like it's a nose-wrinkling matter.]
Then I'd be really bored. [Unfortunately, curses that are already born are just Here Forever until they get their stupid asses exorcised.] But it's not like people will ever really be able to leave behind those kinds of feelings.
They won't. Humanity will always instill fear and distrust in one another regardless of the circumstances...[...they seem like they want to say more, but they trail off before they change their mind.]
He looks like he's going to press a little, there, because unfortunately discussing the Various Banes Of Humanity is his WHEELHOUSE. But apparently he decides to be merciful, shifting with the subject change.]
I talked to the one with pink hair! [AT LEAST TRY TO REMEMBER NAMES.] She's not bad. Who are the others?
The bow was a minor offense in the grand scheme of things. [!!!!]
It's very small. [and yeah, they're slightly annoyed about that but simultaneously...] However, I've been incredibly successful with small teams in the past.
Greed means not caring about the means used to get what you want, doesn't it? [aha.] The application of indulgence comes easier to those with my alignment.
[A little nod! Everything he fuckin does is indulgent and he knows literally no chill, brakes or inhibitions. Terrible!! He makes a mental note to talk to Medb more, and also find this third member he's yet to meet who is apparently also into property damage.]
Sounds like you've been doing this for a while, though. Doesn't it get boring?
Correct. [and even the parts that are boring greed won't admit to. and then, almost idly:] How can it be boring when you hardly have any rules to abide by?
[Sometimes, he can have one small sliver of understanding, as a treat.]
Wow! That is impressive. Aren't the others tired of losing? [This fuckin punk.
Also, after a considering pause:] I don't have any rules to follow at all, usually, and I still get bored sometimes. [He also has a .2 second attention span though, and a voracious hunger for constant new stimuli.]
[He just snickers because he's terrible. As for that:]
Oh! Yeah, I always find something new and fun any time I get bored. [That's how he became a cataclysmic special grade curse that evolves faster than a shonen protag in like one single year.] But it doesn't mean I never get bored, you know?
[In a way, boredom is what helps him to evolve! Alongside bloodthirst! How exciting.]
[NOOOOOOO HIS BRAINCELL... All he's using his one braincell for at the moment is bullying White, apparently.
That said, he doesn't seem to think it's an issue, since he was talking more in generals. Sometimes, boredom happens! Like when you can't fight your natural enemy and Getou's at Publix and no one wants to play Monopoly with you, so you just have to go find someone to kill for funsies instead.]
Mm, this is the least boring place I've ever been! Even the people here are interesting to talk to. I've been having a lot of fun even with things like this.
["Like this" as in "not full of misery". Very stupid lad.]
[that counts. but sure, fine, sometimes boredom happens but greed doesn't believe in boredom because greed's constantly busy which is their point, but nooooo. let's not use words and just be annoyingly vague. also i hate mahito.]
...tell me more about the places you've been before. [they're curious.]
ANYWAY STOP BEING ANNOYINGLY VAGUE CHALLENGE!! Mahito looks a little surprised, though.]
You want to know? [SOMEHOW THIS SEEMS FUNKY...] Mm... I haven't really left Japan, but I guess I've been to a lot of cities there. Lots of places outside of the cities, too! Like natural hot springs way up in the mountains, too far away for most humans to reach. Sometimes I go visit Dagon's domain, too - it's a really nice beach. Probably the best beach ever.
[they seem to nod along with this, studying mahito quietly as he talks.]
I've never been overly fond of beaches. [it's more of a comment to themselves than anything.] I've found that travel is another way to alleviate boredom and learn more to perfect your craft. There are far more countries than just Japan.
[greed is really out here just deciding it's fine to encourage a curse to inflict itself on the whole planet earth.]
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The destruction of humanity will eventually cause you to run out of humans. [so, yeah, aside from the wish.]
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Hah! Yeah, that's true. [A beat; his hands drop back to the arm of the chair.]
--Hey, you know how curses are born, right? If so many humans put all their fear and hatred and anger toward the same thing, it's a pretty powerful force. Those are the things I understand the best, so if I could see more of that... I think that'd be good!
[HE SAYS THIS... with such a genuinely cheery smile... alexa play only happy when it rains.]
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I'm aware, yes. And if humanity erred to the side of positivity, what then? [what happens to curses when people aren't angry and afraid?]
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Anyway he wrinkles his nose about that, like it's a nose-wrinkling matter.]
Then I'd be really bored. [Unfortunately, curses that are already born are just Here Forever until they get their stupid asses exorcised.] But it's not like people will ever really be able to leave behind those kinds of feelings.
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They won't. Humanity will always instill fear and distrust in one another regardless of the circumstances...[...they seem like they want to say more, but they trail off before they change their mind.]
Have you spoken with the others aligned with me?
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He looks like he's going to press a little, there, because unfortunately discussing the Various Banes Of Humanity is his WHEELHOUSE. But apparently he decides to be merciful, shifting with the subject change.]
I talked to the one with pink hair! [AT LEAST TRY TO REMEMBER NAMES.] She's not bad. Who are the others?
[Not that he'd recognize Grace by name?!]
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Miss Medb. [please for the love of god.] And Miss Monroe is the only other one. Dark hair, responsible for damaging the music room.
[they seem huffy about that? horrible.]
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Oh - like, stealing the bow? That's too bad, I wanted to hear the dancer play the violin.
[He is literally the last creature in this entire fucking base with any right to complain about anyone damaging or stealing anything.]
That's a pretty small number though, isn't it? Only three out of all of us.
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It's very small. [and yeah, they're slightly annoyed about that but simultaneously...] However, I've been incredibly successful with small teams in the past.
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Hm. [JUST "HM". Anyway it's fine that's not important--] Successful as in... more of yours succeed compared to the others?
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Greed means not caring about the means used to get what you want, doesn't it? [aha.] The application of indulgence comes easier to those with my alignment.
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[A little nod! Everything he fuckin does is indulgent and he knows literally no chill, brakes or inhibitions. Terrible!! He makes a mental note to talk to Medb more, and also find this third member he's yet to meet who is apparently also into property damage.]
Sounds like you've been doing this for a while, though. Doesn't it get boring?
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My entire career has been based on my successes. Why should that stop now?
[that also doesn't answer the question at all, but alright greed.]
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Some successes can still be boring. [He would know, he constantly swerves from potential success just to do whatever seems the most fun instead...]
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So some parts aren't boring, is what you're saying.
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Correct. [and even the parts that are boring greed won't admit to. and then, almost idly:] How can it be boring when you hardly have any rules to abide by?
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Wow! That is impressive. Aren't the others tired of losing? [This fuckin punk.
Also, after a considering pause:] I don't have any rules to follow at all, usually, and I still get bored sometimes. [He also has a .2 second attention span though, and a voracious hunger for constant new stimuli.]
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Oh! Yeah, I always find something new and fun any time I get bored. [That's how he became a cataclysmic special grade curse that evolves faster than a shonen protag in like one single year.] But it doesn't mean I never get bored, you know?
[In a way, boredom is what helps him to evolve! Alongside bloodthirst! How exciting.]
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I should hope I never hear you complaining about boredom then given everything we've provided for you and everything you can do here.
[greed will force mahito to use his braincell.]
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That said, he doesn't seem to think it's an issue, since he was talking more in generals. Sometimes, boredom happens! Like when you can't fight your natural enemy and Getou's at Publix and no one wants to play Monopoly with you, so you just have to go find someone to kill for funsies instead.]
Mm, this is the least boring place I've ever been! Even the people here are interesting to talk to. I've been having a lot of fun even with things like this.
["Like this" as in "not full of misery". Very stupid lad.]
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...tell me more about the places you've been before. [they're curious.]
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ANYWAY STOP BEING ANNOYINGLY VAGUE CHALLENGE!! Mahito looks a little surprised, though.]
You want to know? [SOMEHOW THIS SEEMS FUNKY...] Mm... I haven't really left Japan, but I guess I've been to a lot of cities there. Lots of places outside of the cities, too! Like natural hot springs way up in the mountains, too far away for most humans to reach. Sometimes I go visit Dagon's domain, too - it's a really nice beach. Probably the best beach ever.
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I've never been overly fond of beaches. [it's more of a comment to themselves than anything.] I've found that travel is another way to alleviate boredom and learn more to perfect your craft. There are far more countries than just Japan.
[greed is really out here just deciding it's fine to encourage a curse to inflict itself on the whole planet earth.]
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