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🔫👽 ([personal profile] probe) wrote2021-02-08 05:29 pm
touchups: (finally what you hope to find)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-02-11 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Unfortunately, he just laughs about it. HUMANS!!]

Hah! Yeah, that's true. [A beat; his hands drop back to the arm of the chair.]

--Hey, you know how curses are born, right? If so many humans put all their fear and hatred and anger toward the same thing, it's a pretty powerful force. Those are the things I understand the best, so if I could see more of that... I think that'd be good!

[HE SAYS THIS... with such a genuinely cheery smile... alexa play only happy when it rains.]
touchups: (you'll find no everafter here)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-02-11 06:51 am (UTC)(link)
[YOU DID THIS, GREED. YOU PICKED THE FLEA FOR YOUR POKEMON TEAM!!

Anyway he wrinkles his nose about that, like it's a nose-wrinkling matter.]


Then I'd be really bored. [Unfortunately, curses that are already born are just Here Forever until they get their stupid asses exorcised.] But it's not like people will ever really be able to leave behind those kinds of feelings.
touchups: (if i am alone)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-02-11 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
[They were absolutely 100% made, undoubtedly.

He looks like he's going to press a little, there, because unfortunately discussing the Various Banes Of Humanity is his WHEELHOUSE. But apparently he decides to be merciful, shifting with the subject change.]


I talked to the one with pink hair! [AT LEAST TRY TO REMEMBER NAMES.] She's not bad. Who are the others?

[Not that he'd recognize Grace by name?!]
touchups: (i'm not gonna hurt you yet)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-02-11 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Just nodding at Medb's name, goddamn.]

Oh - like, stealing the bow? That's too bad, I wanted to hear the dancer play the violin.

[He is literally the last creature in this entire fucking base with any right to complain about anyone damaging or stealing anything.]

That's a pretty small number though, isn't it? Only three out of all of us.
touchups: (that's where the plot begins)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-02-11 08:29 am (UTC)(link)
[Deadass staring at them.........]

Hm. [JUST "HM". Anyway it's fine that's not important--] Successful as in... more of yours succeed compared to the others?
touchups: (you are the victim)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-02-11 09:10 am (UTC)(link)
Ahh, true. That makes sense!

[A little nod! Everything he fuckin does is indulgent and he knows literally no chill, brakes or inhibitions. Terrible!! He makes a mental note to talk to Medb more, and also find this third member he's yet to meet who is apparently also into property damage.]

Sounds like you've been doing this for a while, though. Doesn't it get boring?
touchups: (she's a rotten recipe stealing bitch)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-02-11 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[IT ABSOLUTELY DOESN'T and he just gives them a look.]

Some successes can still be boring. [He would know, he constantly swerves from potential success just to do whatever seems the most fun instead...]
touchups: (and i don't think anyone knows)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-02-11 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Perfect? [Okay FINE even he looks a little impressed. Anyway, what he's ultimately getting from this is:]

So some parts aren't boring, is what you're saying.
touchups: (because his hold has turned so tight)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-02-12 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Sometimes, he can have one small sliver of understanding, as a treat.]

Wow! That is impressive. Aren't the others tired of losing? [This fuckin punk.

Also, after a considering pause:]
I don't have any rules to follow at all, usually, and I still get bored sometimes. [He also has a .2 second attention span though, and a voracious hunger for constant new stimuli.]
touchups: (sense never seemed to make sense to me)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-02-12 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
[He just snickers because he's terrible. As for that:]

Oh! Yeah, I always find something new and fun any time I get bored. [That's how he became a cataclysmic special grade curse that evolves faster than a shonen protag in like one single year.] But it doesn't mean I never get bored, you know?

[In a way, boredom is what helps him to evolve! Alongside bloodthirst! How exciting.]
touchups: (lift me up to the stars)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-02-12 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
[NOOOOOOO HIS BRAINCELL... All he's using his one braincell for at the moment is bullying White, apparently.

That said, he doesn't seem to think it's an issue, since he was talking more in generals. Sometimes, boredom happens! Like when you can't fight your natural enemy and Getou's at Publix and no one wants to play Monopoly with you, so you just have to go find someone to kill for funsies instead.]


Mm, this is the least boring place I've ever been! Even the people here are interesting to talk to. I've been having a lot of fun even with things like this.

["Like this" as in "not full of misery". Very stupid lad.]
touchups: (it was nice to know ya)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-02-12 09:14 am (UTC)(link)
[look so do i

ANYWAY STOP BEING ANNOYINGLY VAGUE CHALLENGE!! Mahito looks a little surprised, though.]


You want to know? [SOMEHOW THIS SEEMS FUNKY...] Mm... I haven't really left Japan, but I guess I've been to a lot of cities there. Lots of places outside of the cities, too! Like natural hot springs way up in the mountains, too far away for most humans to reach. Sometimes I go visit Dagon's domain, too - it's a really nice beach. Probably the best beach ever.

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