Audience: Sheila Hammond

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week 6, tuesday

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[gluttony is waiting in the kitchen, tail swaying back and forth slowly. there is a cat here. it's judas. specifically, judas is sitting loafed at the very corner edge of one of the counters because apparently gluttony doesn't care of cat paws on on it.

luckily, judas has been cleaned and is not bloody.]

Hello, Mrs. Hammond.

[judas gives sheila a little bobbed head and chirrup of recognition.]

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[Truly hope Gluttony goes wild if someone dares put their butt on the kitchen counters, though.]

Gluttony, hi! [A wave hello, before she immediately starts baby talking at catte:] And hello to you, Judas! Aren't you looking handsome today?

[And blood free...]

For no reason whatsoever, especially not concerning recent discussions— Are you both okay?

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[oh yeah, gluttony has been real mad about some counter sitting. judas gives another trill, and his tail flicks back and forth on the counter.]

Your concern is appreciated, but yes. We are alright.

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[She offers Judas her hand. Will he allow some corpse scratchies?]

... Good. [She sounds and feels genuinely relieved.] Though, I gotta say. Your concept of consensual is way different than mine.

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[OH. scratchies!! judas cranes his neck and head, half rising, so he can bump himself into the hand. yes.]

Oh?

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[Good ceiling cat. She gently starts to scratch behind his ears, gentle.]

You remember our first friend? Let's call him... Scrumptious. I was just thinking about him, completely unprompted.

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[really hate sheila has gotten the most pffts out of them, but here we are with another one. they clear their throat a bit.]

If I had more of him to give, I would.

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[Extremely cursed.

She outright laughs, surprised.]

Oh, yeah? Not a fan of Scrumptious?

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Not particularly. We had one or two things in common, but he was rather... rowdy.

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Which we all know is code for obnoxious.

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I was not going to say it...

[lmao WHY ARE THEY CHOOSING NOW TO HAVE MANNERS.]

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What, like he's going to hear you if you call him mean names?

[GLUTTONY, YOUR SELECTIVE MANNERS...]

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It is simply not polite manners to speak of the dead. In addition, he is gone, so there is no point in dwelling on him.

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If you say so. Though, sometimes, it can be pretty damn cathartic.