Audience: Sheila Hammond

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[OH. scratchies!! judas cranes his neck and head, half rising, so he can bump himself into the hand. yes.]

Oh?

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[Good ceiling cat. She gently starts to scratch behind his ears, gentle.]

You remember our first friend? Let's call him... Scrumptious. I was just thinking about him, completely unprompted.

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[really hate sheila has gotten the most pffts out of them, but here we are with another one. they clear their throat a bit.]

If I had more of him to give, I would.

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[Extremely cursed.

She outright laughs, surprised.]

Oh, yeah? Not a fan of Scrumptious?

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Not particularly. We had one or two things in common, but he was rather... rowdy.

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Which we all know is code for obnoxious.

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I was not going to say it...

[lmao WHY ARE THEY CHOOSING NOW TO HAVE MANNERS.]

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What, like he's going to hear you if you call him mean names?

[GLUTTONY, YOUR SELECTIVE MANNERS...]

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It is simply not polite manners to speak of the dead. In addition, he is gone, so there is no point in dwelling on him.

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If you say so. Though, sometimes, it can be pretty damn cathartic.