toesies: (038)

[personal profile] toesies 2021-02-09 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
[She gasps, pressing a hand to her chest.]

You're letting me choose? [She sounds so touched.] Aw... It's like I can go to Subway again.

[...

Oh. Right. There was something important she wanted to ask. What was it...?]


Wait, no. Hold on. Before I answer, I need to know. Where are you getting them from? Were they a nazi? Sold drugs to kids? One of the bodies on the other floor...?
toesies: (035)

[personal profile] toesies 2021-02-09 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
Ohh... [She sucks in a breath through her teeth.] I haven't had someone beefy in weeks.

[Practically salivating. Terrible. Why did you let me app a mombie.]

Did they have it coming? I'm going to eat them tits to teeth, anyway. But, you know, I like when my dinner was sustainably farmed.
toesies: (021)

[personal profile] toesies 2021-02-09 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
Nice.

[SMACKS HER LIPS AND RUBS HER GRUBBY HANDS TOGETHER. Does it count for the indulgence report if ordering dinner makes her horny. Please say no. I hate this.]

Okay, soooo... I know you asked for preferences, but what about deboned? Cartilage is fine. And— Oh, leave the teeth. They taste exactly like stale corn nuts, but I can't stop eating them.
toesies: (179)

[personal profile] toesies 2021-02-09 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Cursed.

She squeals a little, clapping her hands.]


Oh, you can just leave the blood. I like it, and I can never have enough iron in my diet. [She will absolutely shimmy over to check out the meat, though. But as she does:] Has anyone told you you're the best lately? Because you totally deserve to hear that.
toesies: (102)

[personal profile] toesies 2021-02-09 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, she

is going to reach down and squeeze a bicep, biting her lip. Squeeze. Squeeze. Squeeze.]


God, he smells so good.

[Imagine if this is Hisoka. That would be the nicest thing anyone has said about Hisoka. She is still feeling the bicep up when she turns to Gluttony again, though, cocking an eyebrow.]

Where's his other head?

[Sheila.]
toesies: (148)

[personal profile] toesies 2021-02-10 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
[She has to.]

Man, I don't care what Wrath says about you. You make gifts and you meal prepped for me. You're so nice.

[Just casually throws Wrath under the bus. It's fine.]

What do you normally eat? We should totally get together for dinner sometime.
toesies: (081)

[personal profile] toesies 2021-02-10 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
[She waves her hand dismissively.]

My daughter and husband don't share my tastes, either. You're fine!

[Unless they eat souls or something. That's harder to serve on a plate.]

Go ahead. And, please, you don't have to be so formal. You bought me dinner so I think we can skip past that.
toesies: (012)

[personal profile] toesies 2021-02-10 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
As long as you're not offended if I keep insisting that it isn't necessary.
toesies: (149)

[personal profile] toesies 2021-02-11 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
Of course! We don't have to be just [gestures at them] avatar, [at herself] glutton. Providing services. Ordering dinner. That's so impersonal.
toesies: (089)

[personal profile] toesies 2021-02-11 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
... We'll keep working on that!

[Good enough for now.]
toesies: (146)

[personal profile] toesies 2021-02-12 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Never.]

I can ask my questions later. Don't let me keep you.
toesies: (139)

[personal profile] toesies 2021-02-12 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Well... [She purses her lips.] Is there any way I can get more privacy in my loft? Because if my roommate walks in on me having an orgasm while eating this guy's liver, it's going to invite questions.
toesies: (149)

[personal profile] toesies 2021-02-14 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
It would be, thank you. And don't worry, Glut. [WHY ARE THEY GLUT NOW.] I always wait until my roommate's gone. It's just, you know, when you're really in the moment— you're in it.