Audience: Sheila Hammond

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Comments

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I may consider your offer then.

[they hold up a gloved hand.]

My apologies. Old habits. I hope you are not offended if I continue to do so.

[toesies]

As long as you're not offended if I keep insisting that it isn't necessary.

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I will not be offended. Does it mean so much to you for me to join? I do not mind providing my services. I am your Avatar.

[toesies]

Of course! We don't have to be just [gestures at them] avatar, [at herself] glutton. Providing services. Ordering dinner. That's so impersonal.

[probe]

I see. Very well. I shall offer amiable services as well as dietary ones.

[toesies]

... We'll keep working on that!

[Good enough for now.]

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[stop sheila]

Understood. Do you require anything further from me, Mrs. Hammond?

[toesies]

[Never.]

I can ask my questions later. Don't let me keep you.

[probe]

You may ask your questions now if you would like. I am in no hurry.

[toesies]

Well... [She purses her lips.] Is there any way I can get more privacy in my loft? Because if my roommate walks in on me having an orgasm while eating this guy's liver, it's going to invite questions.

[probe]

Ah.

[SHEILA??????

the orange glowing eyes disappear because they are probably CLOSING THEM.]

I can see if accommodations can be made for a door, if that is what you would like. Though in general, you should exercise some caution where and when you eat.

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It would be, thank you. And don't worry, Glut. [WHY ARE THEY GLUT NOW.] I always wait until my roommate's gone. It's just, you know, when you're really in the moment— you're in it.