I have literally nothing else to say for myself, okay, he's hot and I am not immune to a cute guy who is actually miraculously interested. Besides, he's not that bad?
[a pause.]
Okay, he's a bad roommate, specifically, but I am also a bitch to people sometimes recently so I don't think I can judge it too much.
Well, it'd depend on the cut of meat too, so I'll have to see what I could even get my hands on before I work on specifics-- but probably a slow roast kind of thing. I'll leave any additional ingredients out, it probably isn't that different from pork.... everybody else I've known with your diet always ate it raw too, I've never gotten to experiment before.
[they might
actually be slightly excited about this. i hate them.]
Mhm! Usually they're a little different, they tend to be vampires? But vampires can eat raw flesh along with the blood, and bones are pretty good for them also.
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Sorry, sorry. Still not mad! I'm just having a hard time wrapping my mind around people's tastes being so diverse...
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[a pause.]
Okay, he's a bad roommate, specifically, but I am also a bitch to people sometimes recently so I don't think I can judge it too much.
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[A beat.]
Also, a text will be appreciated the next time. Just saying.
[She has apparently accepted there is going to be A Next Time.]
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[they shrug... it's just how things are? it's how they are.]
But, um, I promise I'm going to text next time.
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[Just disappointed in literally every single person who has fucked Luca. Everyone, your bad taste!!]
Anyway— I believe I promised you food.
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[Holds up a smoothie cup! Has she been carrying it all this time and I forgot to mention it? Maybe so.]
Thank you for offering, though. It's very nice of you.
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[he is way too earnest about this.]
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[his earnestness has been repaid with tmi]
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[they might already be making plans in their head. terrible.]
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[this is the worst thing to happen to us.]
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[they might
actually be slightly excited about this. i hate them.]
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but sheila blinks as they get to the end — holding up a hand.]
Wait. Hold on. You know other people like me?
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