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Audience: Sheila Hammond
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toesies
2021-02-15 04:40 pm (UTC)
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Well, stuffing pieces of people into a blender so I can drink them in front of a guest just seemed like terrible etiquette.
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You must great at negotiations.
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2021-02-15 04:42 pm (UTC)
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[stop making them laugh sheila wtf]
If I minded, I would have said.
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You could say I'm fantastic at negotiations. Yes.
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toesies
2021-02-15 09:08 pm (UTC)
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[No, she has to figure out how to do it on purpose now.]
Could?
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probe
2021-02-15 09:12 pm (UTC)
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Should.
[they take a sip of coffee finally.]
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toesies
2021-02-16 09:42 pm (UTC)
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[She clicks her tongue.]
Now it's should? Come on, tell me about your resume.
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probe
2021-02-16 10:06 pm (UTC)
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Ever played ten fingers?
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toesies
2021-02-17 01:00 am (UTC)
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I don't think so. Why?
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probe
2021-02-17 02:33 am (UTC)
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It's a game, of sorts.
You place your hands out palm down on the table. I ask you ten questions. For every answer I don't like, I take a finger.
[... that's their resume, ig.]
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toesies
2021-02-17 02:43 am (UTC)
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Whoa!
[LEANING BACK A LITTLE.]
So you have work experience with the mafia. Got it!
[Pride???]
What's next? The floor is lava but you need to swim out of a pool filled with concrete?
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probe
2021-02-17 03:19 am (UTC)
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I'm not sure what concrete is.
[hm]
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toesies
2021-02-17 04:48 am (UTC)
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... Ohh...
[Slowly.]
Question. Do you, or do you not know, what a waffle is?
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2021-02-17 04:58 am (UTC)
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I know what a waffle is.
[they say, flatly. this does not mean they necessarily have always known what a waffle is, though.]
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toesies
2021-02-17 06:39 am (UTC)
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But concrete is older than waffles?
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probe
2021-02-17 06:39 am (UTC)
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I've had waffles here.
[:unamused:]
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toesies
2021-02-17 06:59 am (UTC)
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And not before.
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There are so many people like that here, huh.
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probe
2021-02-17 07:16 am (UTC)
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Mm.
[another sip.]
People have told me I'm from "pre-modern" times.
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toesies
2021-02-19 03:42 am (UTC)
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Makes sense. Waffles and concrete are modern, after all.
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Modern-ish.
[She says, like concrete isn't 3000 years old.]
What kind of set up are you used to, then?
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probe
2021-02-19 04:46 am (UTC)
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Lanterns. Cobblestone roads.
[they shrug.]
Magic also exists. Which I gather is not common.
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toesies
2021-02-19 06:08 am (UTC)
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You gather correctly. The most magical place in my world is a theme park, and even that gets boring after a while.
[D*sney.........]
Can you use magic yourself?
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probe
2021-02-19 06:23 am (UTC)
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No.
[they say that so, so firmly and quickly.]
And I don't want to.
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toesies
2021-02-19 06:55 am (UTC)
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... Oh. Sorry. Sore spot?
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2021-02-19 05:45 pm (UTC)
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Not a fan. I don't know the limits of what it can do. So I don't like it.
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toesies
2021-02-20 12:21 am (UTC)
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No offense, but isn't that something you would normally solve by— you know, studying up on it?
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2021-02-20 12:23 am (UTC)
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Not many people can do it. It's not easy to study.
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2021-02-20 12:39 am (UTC)
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[......... pride are you bitter you can't use magic is that it
she does not say that.]
Makes sense. I can't imagine magic is the kind of thing you'd want in many people's hands, anyway.
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If I minded, I would have said. [...] You could say I'm fantastic at negotiations. Yes.
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Could?
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[they take a sip of coffee finally.]
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Now it's should? Come on, tell me about your resume.
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You place your hands out palm down on the table. I ask you ten questions. For every answer I don't like, I take a finger.
[... that's their resume, ig.]
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[LEANING BACK A LITTLE.]
So you have work experience with the mafia. Got it! [Pride???] What's next? The floor is lava but you need to swim out of a pool filled with concrete?
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[hm]
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[Slowly.]
Question. Do you, or do you not know, what a waffle is?
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[they say, flatly. this does not mean they necessarily have always known what a waffle is, though.]
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[another sip.]
People have told me I'm from "pre-modern" times.
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[She says, like concrete isn't 3000 years old.]
What kind of set up are you used to, then?
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[D*sney.........]
Can you use magic yourself?
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she does not say that.]
Makes sense. I can't imagine magic is the kind of thing you'd want in many people's hands, anyway.
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