Audience: Sheila Hammond

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Comments

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... Ohh...

[Slowly.]

Question. Do you, or do you not know, what a waffle is?

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I know what a waffle is.

[they say, flatly. this does not mean they necessarily have always known what a waffle is, though.]

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But concrete is older than waffles?

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I've had waffles here. [:unamused:]

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And not before. [:thinking:] There are so many people like that here, huh.

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Mm.

[another sip.]

People have told me I'm from "pre-modern" times.

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Makes sense. Waffles and concrete are modern, after all. [...] Modern-ish.

[She says, like concrete isn't 3000 years old.]

What kind of set up are you used to, then?

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Lanterns. Cobblestone roads. [they shrug.] Magic also exists. Which I gather is not common.

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You gather correctly. The most magical place in my world is a theme park, and even that gets boring after a while.

[D*sney.........]

Can you use magic yourself?

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No. [they say that so, so firmly and quickly.] And I don't want to.

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... Oh. Sorry. Sore spot?

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Not a fan. I don't know the limits of what it can do. So I don't like it.

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No offense, but isn't that something you would normally solve by— you know, studying up on it?

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Not many people can do it. It's not easy to study.

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[......... pride are you bitter you can't use magic is that it

she does not say that.]

Makes sense. I can't imagine magic is the kind of thing you'd want in many people's hands, anyway.

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[they are scowling, not that she can see it. just, big scowl energy.]

No. It isn't. It can boil blood and bring people back from the brink of death. Something that powerful is something I want far, far away from me.

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[BIG SCOWL ENERGY FROM SUCH A TINY BODY...]

Oh, my god. While the blood is still inside you?

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Yes.

[do you see why they don't like it.]

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Yikes. I see why you are not a fan.