Audience: White

[probe]

Comments

[enfangs]

... Need me to go around yelling for people switch to you? I can do that.

[white would offer but

he has not done like a single lust indulgence so]

[probe]

No because that's not sincere and it's dumb to make people switch if they don't want to. [shoving a spoonful of ice cream in her mouth and pouting.]

And it's extra bad because I just told Aoi to swap because I thought she and Sloth would be great together. And they were! That didn't even last long.

[enfangs]

[he still looks worried but]

... Life sucks like that sometimes.

[probe]

Yeah. I tried to say the same thing to Mrs. Hammond like two weeks ago.

[but what can you do?]

I'll figure something out. You should tell me about your week though. I feel like we haven't talked for a while. [also it's a great distraction so she doesn't devolve into more screaming.]

[enfangs]

[white may or may not casually try to see how yuri feels about a team change but anyway]

It's been... something?

[probe]

[white's such a good boy.]

"Something", huh? [deets. this is how this works, he gives her deets and she'll give him actual relevant deets to other stuff.]

[enfangs]

[ugggh

he eats some ice cream.]

Well, first off, Yuel is exhausting me. Who curses someone and then goes off and forgets what they did!?

[probe]

Oooh...she finally told you? Wait what do you mean she forgot?

[YUEL?]

[enfangs]

No, Harrow did. Yuel got amnesia from the water in the fields, probably.

[probe]

You'd think you guys would maybe not immediately dive into unknown bodies of water...[she shakes her head.]

You mad at her?

[enfangs]

At this point, she's just completely tired me out.

[probe]

She didn't mean for it to be a bad thing, at least. But I get it.

Have you talked to Molly or Mineo much since then? [casually.]

[enfangs]

Mineo's being as much of a pain in the ass as usual.

[probe]

What does that even mean?

[enfangs]

He's being his usual self every day, all day. Worrying over stuff, stuff like that.

[read: white makes stupid decisions and mineo yells at him for them.]

[probe]

...well you're still not past the point of trying to eat evidence, soooo...

[SHE CAN UNDERESTAND?]

[enfangs]

I haven't tried that in weeks!

[probe]

I dunno White, you're still a pretty concerning person sometimes!

[enfangs]

I haven't done anything to warrant that accusation?

[probe]

You sure about that? [haha]

...he worries about you because he cares, you know.

[enfangs]

[...

awkwardly shovels down more ice cream]

[probe]

It's also not just him. It's a few people.

[white :| sir, your crush?]

[enfangs]

[.................. awkwardly shovels down more ice cream and looks away]

[probe]

[...SIGH.]

What is it?

[enfangs]

What? There's nothing.