Audience: White

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Comments

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[they tilt their head.]

Who told you that? Was it Lust?

[enfangs]

I think so, yeah.

[probe]

I wouldn't be surprised if that's what they were. Failed versions from, uh, various timelines. The thing about time is that it makes zero fucking sense, so I couldn't give you a clear answer.

[enfangs]

Ugh... got any idea why they're here, then? And uh, what I did by pressing that button!?

[probe]

You probably unleashed our eventual doom! Good job.

[enfangs]

... You're screwing with me, right?

[probe]

Yeah.

[hehe] You're not the only one who was in there pressing buttons, it's fine.

[enfangs]

Good. If anything happens, it's not my fault!

[immediately throws all responsibility out the window]

[probe]

[white,

they laugh though.]

Oh, absolutely, I heard it here first. Nooo responsibility for you.

[enfangs]

Yeah! It was all that asshole's fault anyway.

[does white know law's name? no.]

[probe]

There are so many of those here that I feel like it's hard to narrow down who you're talking about, babe.

[enfangs]

That asshole! Uh... the one with a goatee?

[probe]

[long pause.]

Vllllad? [does he even have a goatee]

[enfangs]

[checks his icons, he does while living his best incel life]

Vlad, Vlad... Oh! That guy who almost got voted off. Nah, not him.

[probe]

Haha, I can't believe you guys almost voted him off.

[enfangs]

He sure pissed off a lot of people, huh?

[probe]

He pissed me off! Not that that's hard.

[enfangs]

What'd he do to you? 'Cause I'm pretty sure he didn't ask you to strip. Unless he did.

[probe]

He didn't do that, but he was a butthole to me the first day we came to visit you all, so I made it so that he couldn't properly speak for half an hour.

[enfangs]

[he laughs.]

Wow. Bet a lot of people here would've loved to see that.

[probe]

Well, I can do it again any time!

Actually - you can do it too, if you want. Do you want to?

[enfangs]

What? Can I?

[probe]

Sure.

[they hold out a hand.] Hand please.

[enfangs]

[stop it's too early for his hand holding

but sure, he'll give wrath his hand.]

[probe]

[at least this one is voluntary!!

anyway. wrath takes his hand - theirs is very warm - and after a moment, white will feel a burst of heat in his chest that spreads outwards towards his fingers. he now instinctively knows that he has a skill called Jared, 19 that allows white to curse someone to speak in tongues for thirty minutes. he can use it once, and then it'll be gone.]