probe | Audience: White

[white,

they laugh though.]

Oh, absolutely, I heard it here first. Nooo responsibility for you.

Yeah! It was all that asshole's fault anyway.

[does white know law's name? no.]

There are so many of those here that I feel like it's hard to narrow down who you're talking about, babe.

That asshole! Uh... the one with a goatee?

[long pause.]

Vllllad? [does he even have a goatee]

[checks his icons, he does while living his best incel life]

Vlad, Vlad... Oh! That guy who almost got voted off. Nah, not him.

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Haha, I can't believe you guys almost voted him off.

He sure pissed off a lot of people, huh?

He pissed me off! Not that that's hard.

What'd he do to you? 'Cause I'm pretty sure he didn't ask you to strip. Unless he did.

He didn't do that, but he was a butthole to me the first day we came to visit you all, so I made it so that he couldn't properly speak for half an hour.

[he laughs.]

Wow. Bet a lot of people here would've loved to see that.

Well, I can do it again any time!

Actually - you can do it too, if you want. Do you want to?

What? Can I?

Sure.

[they hold out a hand.] Hand please.

[stop it's too early for his hand holding

but sure, he'll give wrath his hand.]

[at least this one is voluntary!!

anyway. wrath takes his hand - theirs is very warm - and after a moment, white will feel a burst of heat in his chest that spreads outwards towards his fingers. he now instinctively knows that he has a skill called Jared, 19 that allows white to curse someone to speak in tongues for thirty minutes. he can use it once, and then it'll be gone.]

[this skill name

he blinks for a few moments.]

... Holy shit! Huh. Can all of you just give out abilities like this?

Maybe!

Don't go around asking, that's rude, but!

Yeah, don't worry. I've, uh, learned my lesson about asking people for power unsolicited.

[looks away from that time an emotionally unstable lessa nearly killed him a year ago]

You got a theme or is it just whatever?

[ wh... white???]

A theme? Like how do you mean?

[sometimes you beat up a pacifist god and demand he share his power with you

and discover why that's a really bad idea when said god houses the embodiment of destruction that tends to leak out when he's distressed

it's fine]

Like... do you all have specific powers, or could any of you do this muting stuff?

[white your canon is so much]

Oh, it's more specific, I'm pretty sure. Mine usually have to do with aspects of wrath?

Ohhhh, so they'd all have to do with your sins or whatever. Makes sense. Is that also where all the fire comes in?

Wrath and fire go together pretty well, yeah!

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