Audience: White

[probe]

Comments

[enfangs]

Dang.

[but he will not hit wrath.]

So, uh, what's with the clones of us? One of you said they were maybe failed versions of us or something, but they weren't sure so we should ask the others—so I'm asking you now.

[probe]

[they tilt their head.]

Who told you that? Was it Lust?

[enfangs]

I think so, yeah.

[probe]

I wouldn't be surprised if that's what they were. Failed versions from, uh, various timelines. The thing about time is that it makes zero fucking sense, so I couldn't give you a clear answer.

[enfangs]

Ugh... got any idea why they're here, then? And uh, what I did by pressing that button!?

[probe]

You probably unleashed our eventual doom! Good job.

[enfangs]

... You're screwing with me, right?

[probe]

Yeah.

[hehe] You're not the only one who was in there pressing buttons, it's fine.

[enfangs]

Good. If anything happens, it's not my fault!

[immediately throws all responsibility out the window]

[probe]

[white,

they laugh though.]

Oh, absolutely, I heard it here first. Nooo responsibility for you.

[enfangs]

Yeah! It was all that asshole's fault anyway.

[does white know law's name? no.]

[probe]

There are so many of those here that I feel like it's hard to narrow down who you're talking about, babe.

[enfangs]

That asshole! Uh... the one with a goatee?

[probe]

[long pause.]

Vllllad? [does he even have a goatee]

[enfangs]

[checks his icons, he does while living his best incel life]

Vlad, Vlad... Oh! That guy who almost got voted off. Nah, not him.

[probe]

Haha, I can't believe you guys almost voted him off.

[enfangs]

He sure pissed off a lot of people, huh?

[probe]

He pissed me off! Not that that's hard.

[enfangs]

What'd he do to you? 'Cause I'm pretty sure he didn't ask you to strip. Unless he did.

[probe]

He didn't do that, but he was a butthole to me the first day we came to visit you all, so I made it so that he couldn't properly speak for half an hour.

[enfangs]

[he laughs.]

Wow. Bet a lot of people here would've loved to see that.

[probe]

Well, I can do it again any time!

Actually - you can do it too, if you want. Do you want to?

[enfangs]

What? Can I?

[probe]

Sure.

[they hold out a hand.] Hand please.

[enfangs]

[stop it's too early for his hand holding

but sure, he'll give wrath his hand.]