Audience: Yuri Leclerc

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Depends on what your underworld is like. I don't know anything about you, despite the fact that some of you insist that I should.

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if you wanted to get to know me all you had to do was ask 💖

the way you descibed it made the sort of thing you do sound similar? i'm thinking a lot of cutthroat, back stabbing, a little bit of betrayal and retribution when necessary. control the underworld, and you control, or at least have your thumb on the pulse of, a lot of threats after all.

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No.

Those are not unfamiliar things to me.

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similar then. i see.

just bodyguard work though? or have you been more involved with the kind of stuff that goes down there?

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I'm not a bodyguard. I'm a thief for hire.

Or I was, anyway.

[aubins]

Before coming here, you mean?

Or did you climb up the proverbial ranks back home?

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Something like that.

[aubins]

... Did you have a goal? Or just making do with the cards you'd been played?

Or both. Sometimes it's both.

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More like my old job was replaced against my will. What does this have to do with anything?

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curiosity. pretty sure if i knew a good thief for hire i'd be way more interested in getting them as under my payroll as they were willing to be, instead of-- what, replacing their role entirely?

[ who does that ]

there's always a need for someone with quick hands in that line of work.

also, for me it's a little of both. that's all.

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Did I not just say I don't like small talk.

If this doesn't have a point, bother someone else.

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and i'm not hugely into people dying on the weekly, myself, but sometimes life takes you to strange places.

alright, if you want some questions with purpose: tell me what happens to the bodies of the dead here, without going so far as to get yourself punished.

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Ask someone else. I don't like you.

[pride,]

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[ pride. ]

why? triggered reaction to the colour purple?

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No. I think you're obnoxious.

[aubins]

wonderful. i have a feeling you say that about most people who say more than three words to you at a time?

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You're not doing a fantastic job of proving me wrong.

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hey, i asked you an honest question and you sulked.
i'm asking for a purpose. you love purpose, apparently.

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[no more texts left, so pride doesn't answer!]

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[ MY PRIDE CR ANNA AND/OR FLURRRRYYYYYYYY ]