Audience: Gojou Satoru

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w6, saturday

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UH YES?
i love it more than anything, if anything happens to it i will simply pass away

i'll come by in a bit, be ready

[mukagen]

[ he wants to say something but they said BE READY? ]

okay!

[probe]

[he's gonna be disappointed if he's expecting something crazy

there's a knock on his door after a while!!]

[mukagen]

[ He... Opens the door! ]

Wow. So most of the Avatars use doors?

[ what the fuck pride. Anyway, THE DOLPHIN! It whistles in greeting. ]

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Some of us have fucking manners! [they say cheerfully. they come in, their fire feets bright and steady. they don't burn anything, thankfully.]

I could've just teleported in but I don't want to come in on you naked or something. [gasp!! dolphin friend!! they go to pet.]

[mukagen]

[ they just cursed and said manners but that's okay with him. ]

Thanks! I am always super prepared for whenever I text Pride just in case they just... Decide to appear a second later. Wouldn't want them to make any assumptions just because I decided to change clothes as I waited for them.

[ Anyway! Dolphin friend squeals happily as it rolls into their hand. ]

I was told that it'll last till Monday?

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[they're just going to sit down and play with this dolphin while they talk.]

Pride would probably die if they saw anybody naked. Just yeet themselves off this mortal coil. [sniff.] Uh - yeah, that seems right?

[mukagen]

They must have seen someone naked once?

[ PRIDE SAID THEY HAD SEX wait clothed sex is real. ]

Then you'll need to get your fill on dolphin pettings before it disappears—though I guess you guys... Can just get yourselves a dolphin. Like the shark?

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Maybe! I don't want to think about Pride naked or seeing naked people!

[as for the rest:] Kind of. I bet if I asked one of the other Avatars they could give me a pet for a week? The boons work on us too.

[mukagen]

Oh, does it? That's pretty cool.

[ ... Thinking. ]

Does this mean you guys curse each other sometimes? For fun.

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I've done it before. Despair has done it to me before. One time I was too loud and they made me speak in purple prose for an hour.

[mukagen]

... Would purple prose stop you from being loud? I personally would keep talking. Purple prose is super funny.

[ He enjoyed being cursed that Wednesday. ]

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Normally I would have, but I meant more uh, loud in the terms of I share a wall with Despair.

[mukagen]

[ .............. ]

Oh!

[ HAHAHAHAHA ]

[probe]

[they're definitely grinning under this hood.]

Yeah, see? It's really hard to bang when you have to beg in purple prose, you know.

[mukagen]

I’m on my knees, parched in body and soul, ready for the warm nectar to flow from the heavens. Oh, how I wish to be bathed in it... Your sweet love, something something.

[ Cackles. ]

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[my GOD they lose their shit laughing at that]

Gross! Warm nectar heurgh, wow!

[mukagen]

Would "spread your pollen over me" be worse?

[ HHEHAHEHEHE. ]

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Yes! It would be worse! [they're still laughing.] Though uh, actually, pollen isn't nearly as bad as what nectar implies.

[mukagen]

[ ...... He squints the unsquints because like. He doesn't. Want to describe?

Nectar attracts things to pollinate. ]

WAP?

[probe]

[there's a long pause]

... Oh, wow. That's one I don't actually know. I've been bested. [...........] Do... does this mean I have to give you my mantle?

[this is a joke]

[mukagen]

[ STOPPPP HE TRIED... HIS VERY BEST. ]

I........ Don't deserve it...

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[they laugh.]

Anyway. Did you just call me here to pet your dolphin?

[mukagen]

Basically, yeah. I saw that Despair wanted to show you the dolphin, so I thought you'd want more time with it.

[ The genuine intentions. ]

If you have better things to do, by all means! I'm not here to waste your time today.

[ gojou satoru: i do waste people's time when i want to; also, just gojou not feeling that stellar this fine saturday. ]

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[there's... a little ping of happiness? of something soft. it's just a nice thing to do.]

Ah, yeah! I would've set Despair on fire if they'd let me miss the tiny dolphin. [gross, affection.] I'm happy to sit here and pet the dolphin until you get sick of me being in your space, you know.