probe | Audience: Gojou Satoru

[ He... Opens the door! ]

Wow. So most of the Avatars use doors?

[ what the fuck pride. Anyway, THE DOLPHIN! It whistles in greeting. ]

Some of us have fucking manners! [they say cheerfully. they come in, their fire feets bright and steady. they don't burn anything, thankfully.]

I could've just teleported in but I don't want to come in on you naked or something. [gasp!! dolphin friend!! they go to pet.]

[ they just cursed and said manners but that's okay with him. ]

Thanks! I am always super prepared for whenever I text Pride just in case they just... Decide to appear a second later. Wouldn't want them to make any assumptions just because I decided to change clothes as I waited for them.

[ Anyway! Dolphin friend squeals happily as it rolls into their hand. ]

I was told that it'll last till Monday?

[they're just going to sit down and play with this dolphin while they talk.]

Pride would probably die if they saw anybody naked. Just yeet themselves off this mortal coil. [sniff.] Uh - yeah, that seems right?

They must have seen someone naked once?

[ PRIDE SAID THEY HAD SEX wait clothed sex is real. ]

Then you'll need to get your fill on dolphin pettings before it disappears—though I guess you guys... Can just get yourselves a dolphin. Like the shark?

Maybe! I don't want to think about Pride naked or seeing naked people!

[as for the rest:] Kind of. I bet if I asked one of the other Avatars they could give me a pet for a week? The boons work on us too.

Oh, does it? That's pretty cool.

[ ... Thinking. ]

Does this mean you guys curse each other sometimes? For fun.

I've done it before. Despair has done it to me before. One time I was too loud and they made me speak in purple prose for an hour.

... Would purple prose stop you from being loud? I personally would keep talking. Purple prose is super funny.

[ He enjoyed being cursed that Wednesday. ]

Normally I would have, but I meant more uh, loud in the terms of I share a wall with Despair.

[ .............. ]

Oh!

[ HAHAHAHAHA ]

[they're definitely grinning under this hood.]

Yeah, see? It's really hard to bang when you have to beg in purple prose, you know.

I’m on my knees, parched in body and soul, ready for the warm nectar to flow from the heavens. Oh, how I wish to be bathed in it... Your sweet love, something something.

[ Cackles. ]

[my GOD they lose their shit laughing at that]

Gross! Warm nectar heurgh, wow!

Would "spread your pollen over me" be worse?

[ HHEHAHEHEHE. ]

Yes! It would be worse! [they're still laughing.] Though uh, actually, pollen isn't nearly as bad as what nectar implies.

[ ...... He squints the unsquints because like. He doesn't. Want to describe?

Nectar attracts things to pollinate. ]

WAP?

[there's a long pause]

... Oh, wow. That's one I don't actually know. I've been bested. [...........] Do... does this mean I have to give you my mantle?

[this is a joke]

[ STOPPPP HE TRIED... HIS VERY BEST. ]

I........ Don't deserve it...

[they laugh.]

Anyway. Did you just call me here to pet your dolphin?

Basically, yeah. I saw that Despair wanted to show you the dolphin, so I thought you'd want more time with it.

[ The genuine intentions. ]

If you have better things to do, by all means! I'm not here to waste your time today.

[ gojou satoru: i do waste people's time when i want to; also, just gojou not feeling that stellar this fine saturday. ]

[there's... a little ping of happiness? of something soft. it's just a nice thing to do.]

Ah, yeah! I would've set Despair on fire if they'd let me miss the tiny dolphin. [gross, affection.] I'm happy to sit here and pet the dolphin until you get sick of me being in your space, you know.

[ Awww. Wrath and Despair... They are always cute and his emotions show he thinks that's super cute. ]

That's fine! You're one of Yuri's favorites, so I'm sure you're great company—and from what I've seen? That's a truth.

[ He laughs. ]

Oh, yeah. Would it be fine to let it into the ocean? I don't need to worry about the shark or anything?

[they're very fond of despair, it's true.]

Yeah, Lucy's harmless. She'll play with the dolphin and treat it nicely.

I'll trust you, then! It'd be nice for them to play and for the dolphin not to be... Stuck in this pool.

[ Haha. ]

People have been thinking we're close to the end. Would you say so, too?

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