Audience: Gojou Satoru

[probe]

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[mukagen]

... Would purple prose stop you from being loud? I personally would keep talking. Purple prose is super funny.

[ He enjoyed being cursed that Wednesday. ]

[probe]

Normally I would have, but I meant more uh, loud in the terms of I share a wall with Despair.

[mukagen]

[ .............. ]

Oh!

[ HAHAHAHAHA ]

[probe]

[they're definitely grinning under this hood.]

Yeah, see? It's really hard to bang when you have to beg in purple prose, you know.

[mukagen]

I’m on my knees, parched in body and soul, ready for the warm nectar to flow from the heavens. Oh, how I wish to be bathed in it... Your sweet love, something something.

[ Cackles. ]

[probe]

[my GOD they lose their shit laughing at that]

Gross! Warm nectar heurgh, wow!

[mukagen]

Would "spread your pollen over me" be worse?

[ HHEHAHEHEHE. ]

[probe]

Yes! It would be worse! [they're still laughing.] Though uh, actually, pollen isn't nearly as bad as what nectar implies.

[mukagen]

[ ...... He squints the unsquints because like. He doesn't. Want to describe?

Nectar attracts things to pollinate. ]

WAP?

[probe]

[there's a long pause]

... Oh, wow. That's one I don't actually know. I've been bested. [...........] Do... does this mean I have to give you my mantle?

[this is a joke]

[mukagen]

[ STOPPPP HE TRIED... HIS VERY BEST. ]

I........ Don't deserve it...

[probe]

[they laugh.]

Anyway. Did you just call me here to pet your dolphin?

[mukagen]

Basically, yeah. I saw that Despair wanted to show you the dolphin, so I thought you'd want more time with it.

[ The genuine intentions. ]

If you have better things to do, by all means! I'm not here to waste your time today.

[ gojou satoru: i do waste people's time when i want to; also, just gojou not feeling that stellar this fine saturday. ]

[probe]

[there's... a little ping of happiness? of something soft. it's just a nice thing to do.]

Ah, yeah! I would've set Despair on fire if they'd let me miss the tiny dolphin. [gross, affection.] I'm happy to sit here and pet the dolphin until you get sick of me being in your space, you know.

[mukagen]

[ Awww. Wrath and Despair... They are always cute and his emotions show he thinks that's super cute. ]

That's fine! You're one of Yuri's favorites, so I'm sure you're great company—and from what I've seen? That's a truth.

[ He laughs. ]

Oh, yeah. Would it be fine to let it into the ocean? I don't need to worry about the shark or anything?

[probe]

[they're very fond of despair, it's true.]

Yeah, Lucy's harmless. She'll play with the dolphin and treat it nicely.

[mukagen]

I'll trust you, then! It'd be nice for them to play and for the dolphin not to be... Stuck in this pool.

[ Haha. ]

People have been thinking we're close to the end. Would you say so, too?

[probe]

It kind of seems that way, huh.

[mukagen]

It does, but It doesn't sound like it'll get any easier. Still kind of exciting, though?

... Something new.

[ AND NOT MURDER ]