Audience: Gojou Satoru

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Would you even know what to do with two knives?

[unfortunately i remember. it's fine.]

[mukagen]

Self-defense? That's the reason why everyone stole one, right?

[ yeah the mindset is still there ]

My profile says I excel in hand-to-hand combat, but I'm actually well-versed in using weapons, too.

[ hehe. ]

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Very optimistic thinking that it was only for self defense. [he would like to believe that, but also.]

Blades specifically? Or a variety? [greed is a nerd who has the profiles memorized so he's just curious.]

[mukagen]

Okay, I would take it for that reason.

[ BUT HE DIDN'T. Cause he's not used to needing a weapon. ]

A variety! Jujutsu headquarters has a vault of cursed weapons, basically weapons imbued with cursed energy. Usually, if your cursed technique is refined enough, you don't need weapons and pretentious sorcerers will look down at you if you use them.

But... I almost died to a guy who favored them, so I thought I might as well learn? It'd help me defend against them.

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[the rest of the crepe is eaten and that's probably greed's entire sustenance for the whole day, thanks for that.]

Even if you aren't using the weapons yourselves, by learning how to use them you have a better chance of understanding them and anticipating how they'll be used against you. Something like that?

[mukagen]

Exactly. It's useful? Too bad some sorcerers are so snooty...

[ Imagine high society except outwardly bloodthirsty with a bunch of power trips. ]

They're going to regret it when they get stabbed in the neck by a spear that can negate their technique.

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[bad, actually.]

Then perhaps it's just best to be grateful you're well-prepared for any scenario like that.

[if other people don't prepare that's probably on them? but also yikes.]

[mukagen]

Right, right! Anyway, the point is I can do a lot with two knives. [ Hmmm, but two dispels. ] I'll just use it on the gum.

[ Cause he's sure he only needs one pointy thing. ]

Did you enjoy the crepe?

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As you wish. [he's not even sure that'll work but that's a gluttony problem.]

It wasn't too sweet. [which is actually a compliment so he nods.] ...I appreciate it.

[he does not bother to ask why gojou picked the flavor he did, he just assumes he's predictable to these kinds of people.]

[mukagen]

[ I see the implication is two knives if it fails— ]

You’re welcome! Mine’s pretty sweet in comparison.

[ Gojou motherfucking guessed strawberries, but yeah Greed seems like a “I don’t like sweets” type of guy. ]

So... Mineo and Harrowhark are pretty attached to you. Are they trying to save you?

[ does Gojou ever have like......... not dates with avatars... like do anything useful... no he just goes on dates. ]

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[there's a nod of acknowledgment if only because that doesn't surprise him, somehow. and then the conversation switches and he tilts his head.]

Enomoto's determined to. Harrowhark...will do what she thinks is best, regardless of what anyone else thinks.

[and he doesn't sound like he minds that. why does gojou know so much.]

[mukagen]

[ they legitimately just gave him that information without him asking. all he needed to do was mention greed and they both ripped off their shirts to show they have a greed stan shirt underneath. ]

What would you say is the success rate?

[ Gojou is a numbers kind of person... ]

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...I've already told both of them that it doesn't matter in comparison.

[mukagen]

[ Greed tone and aura: ]

That isn't what I asked you though.

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[too bad he ate his crepe. now there is nothing to shove in gojou's face.]

It isn't high enough to be satisfactory for them. And if we tell them that, they will only be determined to try harder when they should be focused on their own desires.

[mukagen]

[ you have hands ]

So there's a chance! I'm sold and on board.

[ haha, stupid binch. Then again, Greed probably knew how this was going to go... He knows the type. ]

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[somewhere, a piece of greed shrivels up and dies inside as he hates every single vaguely stubborn person he's ever known. he did in fact know. he had expected gojou to be reasonable for about five seconds before reminding himself of why, precisely, he feels strangely at ease around him.

it's a familiar sort of determination, easygoing personality layered over something more complicated and less complicated all at once.]

Absolutely not.

[mukagen]

[ And, of course, Gojou anticipates the retaliation. He isn't surprised... Logically, a small chance isn't worth it! He would normally say that, but hm. Let him ask. ]

Why not?

[ No smug arrogance, just asking. ]

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Because there's no sense risking everything you've earned for yourself on something that may or may not happen.

[mukagen]

[ He tilts his head. ]

Am I really risking everything? I can make my own wish come true.

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You hardly know us. [which is another flat argument, and it sounds more curious than actually discouraging yet.]

[mukagen]

Not like I know every person I saved at home? You all could keep your hoods on and I think my answer would still be the same.

[ he isn't a good person... despite how it's generally a good alignment choice. ]

If you're fishing for something, I do like you enough, but you should already know that.

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I'm not fishing for anything. [a clarification, if only because he's aware of how it sounds and doesn't want it to come off as, you know, weird.]

And if I said it wasn't worth the effort? In terms of resources, time, everything.

[mukagen]

[ It's okay. You get your daily "I like spending time with you" comment, anyway. ]

You'd have to tell me that the possibility is zero, Greed.

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[well. fuck.

the actual possibility is unknown and while greed could say it's zero, the results of saying it and it not being true would be worse than just not saying anything. so that's what he does. he goes quiet, a hand loosely wrapping around the elbow of his opposite arm as he stares straight ahead.]

I already told Enomoto that the end results might not be something he likes or wants to pursue. Shall I say the same to you?