Audience: Gojou Satoru

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[boo. this just proves greed is right and smart but also a huge dumbass. also this sure is happening. he tenses for a short, quick blip before he shakes his head.]

While I appreciate the life insurance this isn't something I'd want for forever.

[mukagen]

[ Yeah, yeah, you're right, Greed. He rubs his shoulder! Even if Greed is chilly! ]

Then you just have to rely on your kids to help you out.

[ nyehehehe. ]

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[there's a heavy, put-off sigh even if it seems more thoughtful than anything. ]

If this doesn't work, do I get to say I told you so?

[mukagen]

[ He bonks the sides of their heads together! Gently. ]

Sure, but then you would have to deal with my smug smile and hyena laughter when it does. I'll hold it over your head until I die. [ 0 to 100. ] Is it worth it?

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[rude? but...he allows it. he debates, as if trying to decide if it would in fact be worth all of that.]

I'd like to see you try. [it's not meant to be a challenge, but greed is stubborn in his thinking. if gojou wants to try, then so be it.]

[mukagen]

[ The more Greed tolerates, the more Gojou will do... Now nuzzles his head against Greed's hood. ]

Yeah, you're going to see! Then you can return to wherever you were. Practicing law maybe?

[ With all the emphasis on courtroom dramas, trials, casework, etc. Greed seems like someone from a modern world like his own. ]

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[wow. yeah. this is actually what's going to kill greed. he still is really out here letting gojou do whatever and even seems to go as far as to bring up a hand to pat his head. or more like maybe petting his hair? the thought here is that an action unexpected might drive him back and surprise him.]

I'm a prosecutor, yes. [may as well outright say it. ] There are...things to be done back there. Things I'd like to fix. So after this I suppose we'll see.

[mukagen]

[ He squints because like... The last person that petted him was Fukuda? He stops nuzzling and just stays there. Yeah, weird. He's squinting. ]

Nya? [ Is that what Greed wanted. ] Woooow, a prosecutor! Got anyone to return to?

Or is it just more work.

[ HEHe. ]

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[he squints back because don't fucking nya at him! this plan backfired!]

No. No nyas. [he drops his hand but also fails to push gojou away. great.]

...work, mostly. As I've said there are things I have to fix. They just happen to involve other people as well.

[so. no, not really, but there are certain things that are important because of certain people.]

[mukagen]

Nyaaaa~aaan?

[ Makes waving paw gesture. SHOVE HIM AWAY, COWARD. You used to not want anyone touching your shoulder!! ]

What kind of people are they?

[ He knows Greed likes a couple, he's sure. He has learned a weird amount about Greed not even from his words, but what he chooses to tolerate despite his personality, so yeah.

He wants to hear about Greed's favorite people. ]

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[he shoves a hand in gojou's face as if that will shut him up.]

...people that have been wronged for doing the right thing, mostly. [which doesn't say too much, and it's vague as hell, but it's a start.]

[mukagen]

[ he groaaaaaaaans, but goes back to standing upright and not leaning on Greed. ]

Wow. Your heart is so soft!

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[hello?]

I beg your pardon?

[mukagen]

Your heart is soft!

[ Repeats. ]

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Objection! [NO.] I don't think it's soft to try and fix things that are wrong.

[mukagen]

You want to help them.

[ STOP LYING ]

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[seethe....]

...it's complicated. [will you please just fucking admit you have a friend you want to help and a system you need to fix, you asshole.] But yes.

[mukagen]

... Have you considered being honest? Or will you get punished for that, too?

[ IMAGINE FOOLING GOJOU ENOUGH TO MAKE HIM THINK SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN... ]

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[haha about that.]

I'm not sure. Ask me again later.

[mukagen]

[ oh my god??? ]

All right. I’ll text you every day asking, then.

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Definitely not necessary. [there's a faint tone of amusement, a bit of wondering.] I'm sure you'll figure out the right time and questions to ask.

[mukagen]

... You were probably single.

[ Just a small comment made—anyway, he just jumps to another topic before greed pulls his gun on him. ]

You said you were curious about me! Anything you want to know as we enjoy the view? Or maybe you want to tell me I have pretty eyes?

[ HEHE. ]

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[what the fuck actually.

well. even after that very true rude assessment, greed's shoulders straighten.]

They are striking. [wry. it's said in a way that's hard to determine if he's serious or not, but he also isn't looking at him directly. the fields are keeping his attention. wow. stunning.] Did you ever finish the books I gave you?

[he will focus on this line of questions instead of lingering on that.]

[mukagen]

I did! I wrote up my book report, but forgot to give it to you when we were at the dog park.

[ And he has it on him because he was like oh since I’m seeing Greed anyway... He pulls it out! It’s folded into thirds for ease and he hands it over. ]

I ended up having to read some other texts because I was missing some context, but I did it.

[ He is good student, professor. ]

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[this paper is absolutely going to say something else, isn't it. but it's fine because greed's taking it and he's looking between the paper and gojou for a few moments.]

I see. [wow. curiosity gets the better of him and he actually opens this paper to see for himself.]