Wowww, we seem to have a lot in common. [ He laughs a bit. ] I've been playing chess a bit more while I'm here. Stopped playing it since I had so much work to do before.
...I would like that, sure. [they would be more than fine with that. gojou goes back to cleaning and greed continues to watch.]
Envy doesn't seem to have a clue about much of anything. [envy is no longer dead and dying so greed doesn't have to feel bad about being rude.] Though the true answer is that it's hard to quantify until we see what's been done with your group.
for a moment greed pauses. and tenses. and it's clear they are very thrown off by this question and also probably mortified and they are going to kill gluttony with their bare hands.
but that's all in a very quick succession of responses before they cooly raise a hand and begin ticking off points on their fingers.]
It was simply for instructional purposes. It was the least likely option to form any sort of attachment, physical or emotional. And Gluttony is easy on the eyes.
[literally none of these are good reasons please end them.]
[ Gojou doesn't see them as bad reasons. He is the worst type of company, really. Anyway, he has no opinion on that. If Greed wanted to write notes on the experience, then power to them. ]
You couldn't have chosen from any of us instead? There are some lookers here, too. Despite how we can be obnoxious, not many of us have loose lips.
I suppose I should have chosen you instead? [dryly. but then, immediately moving on:] It was before all of you arrived. I can only presume Gluttony never thought they would be in a situation it would become relevant to bring up.
[can't, gojou's unfortunately very much greed's type for a handful of reasons and greed also does not need to explain that thank you very much.]
Fine. [but greed continues to just...stare at the ceiling....lament their life choices...as you do.] Was there a purpose to asking, or are you merely enjoying my humiliation?
[i believe the words you're looking for are "my name is gojou satoru and i'm a huge whore" but yeah. okay. greed nods slowly like they're just going to accept this.]
And you shouldn't. Nearly everything here is temporary anyway, isn't it?
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The library, I suppose. Tea, though not always the tea room. Chess, because the game is familiar but consistently a different outcome with each move.
[and they give him another look as if to say "will that work?"]
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Wowww, we seem to have a lot in common. [ He laughs a bit. ] I've been playing chess a bit more while I'm here. Stopped playing it since I had so much work to do before.
[ Another: ]
Do you miss home?
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[that's another harder question and for whatever reason it's complicated to answer.]
In a sense. But there's still work to be completed here before we can think about finding a way back.
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[ But back to cleaning and not staring at them. ]
In a sense. How much more work after our batch? I remember asking Envy and he had no clue.
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Envy doesn't seem to have a clue about much of anything. [envy is no longer dead and dying so greed doesn't have to feel bad about being rude.] Though the true answer is that it's hard to quantify until we see what's been done with your group.
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I see, that makes sense. [ ... ] So, why Gluttony?
[ NOT THE SEX LIFE OR LOVE LIFE, BUT WHY PICK THAT ONE ]
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for a moment greed pauses. and tenses. and it's clear they are very thrown off by this question and also probably mortified and they are going to kill gluttony with their bare hands.
but that's all in a very quick succession of responses before they cooly raise a hand and begin ticking off points on their fingers.]
It was simply for instructional purposes. It was the least likely option to form any sort of attachment, physical or emotional. And Gluttony is easy on the eyes.
[literally none of these are good reasons please end them.]
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[ Gojou doesn't see them as bad reasons. He is the worst type of company, really. Anyway, he has no opinion on that. If Greed wanted to write notes on the experience, then power to them. ]
You couldn't have chosen from any of us instead? There are some lookers here, too. Despite how we can be obnoxious, not many of us have loose lips.
[ LEGIT DOXXED AT A PICNIC ]
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I suppose I should have chosen you instead? [dryly. but then, immediately moving on:] It was before all of you arrived. I can only presume Gluttony never thought they would be in a situation it would become relevant to bring up.
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[ .................. why is he so scandalized. it's not like Mineo detailed that it has to be recently. ]
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You're making us sound ancient.
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[ Stooooooooooooooooooooppppppppppp. He's stupid, he knows!! ]
Anyway, do you think I'm a looker?
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...I find the answer to that to be irrelevant at the moment, Gojou.
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Okay, what about when I'm not in this getup with balloons for buttcheeks.
[ SINCE THIS HAS TO BE A THING. HM. ]
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How would that make it any more relevant?
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It's a question!
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...you do have a certain...[they kind of raise a hand uselessly to gesture before there's a sigh.]
If I say yes, will you be satisfied?
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no you're right greed should have left him ]
That's enough of an answer for me.
[ He doesn't need to be validated for how hot he is because he knows and i hate him. say no to shock him, please. ]
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Fine. [but greed continues to just...stare at the ceiling....lament their life choices...as you do.] Was there a purpose to asking, or are you merely enjoying my humiliation?
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This is a low bar for humiliation. Maybe if I was feeling better, I'd tease you a little.
[ LOOK AT HIM!!!! WHAT POSITION DOES HE HAVE HERE!! ]
I was just curious! Since you were the one that joked about asking me instead.
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A lapse in judgment, I think. It hardly matters considering the circumstances.
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Well, if there's anything behind that lapse in judgment at all, then I'll be clear that I'm open to playing around.
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...I see. [okay???] And Fushimi?
[sir, aren't you kind of spoken for? "omi is dead" aren't you kind of spoken for?]
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I still like Omi the most here, but it's not like we weren't both sleeping around after we became official.
[ What do they say? You can have my dick, but not my heart? ]
Anyway, I'm not looking for anything serious.
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And you shouldn't. Nearly everything here is temporary anyway, isn't it?
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