probe | Audience: Gojou Satoru

[ffs.]

You're making us sound ancient.

No! I, for some reason, thought it was during our stay. I kind of thought about a ship name, too.

[ Stooooooooooooooooooooppppppppppp. He's stupid, he knows!! ]

Anyway, do you think I'm a looker?

Please don't. It was a one-time thing and never again. [urgh.]

...I find the answer to that to be irrelevant at the moment, Gojou.

[ okay... no greed/gluttony ship name. gruttony. ]

Okay, what about when I'm not in this getup with balloons for buttcheeks.

[ SINCE THIS HAS TO BE A THING. HM. ]

[i hate that intensely. they tilt their head though.]

How would that make it any more relevant?

[ PLEASE. ]

It's a question!

[THEY SHOULD HAVE JUST LEFT GOJOU HERE ALONE.]

...you do have a certain...[they kind of raise a hand uselessly to gesture before there's a sigh.]

If I say yes, will you be satisfied?

[ HEY. HE COULD HAVE BEEN SO MUCH MORE OBNOXIOUS. But he is suffering from drinking and an ass.

no you're right greed should have left him ]

That's enough of an answer for me.

[ He doesn't need to be validated for how hot he is because he knows and i hate him. say no to shock him, please. ]

[can't, gojou's unfortunately very much greed's type for a handful of reasons and greed also does not need to explain that thank you very much.]

Fine. [but greed continues to just...stare at the ceiling....lament their life choices...as you do.] Was there a purpose to asking, or are you merely enjoying my humiliation?

[ starts crying no ]

This is a low bar for humiliation. Maybe if I was feeling better, I'd tease you a little.

[ LOOK AT HIM!!!! WHAT POSITION DOES HE HAVE HERE!! ]

I was just curious! Since you were the one that joked about asking me instead.

...you have a point. [at least there's that. but also the doxxing was bad and any time they have to admit things is bad. ]

A lapse in judgment, I think. It hardly matters considering the circumstances.

[ Nice, a point. And Greed really doesn't like admitting things. ]

Well, if there's anything behind that lapse in judgment at all, then I'll be clear that I'm open to playing around.

[...]

...I see. [okay???] And Fushimi?

[sir, aren't you kind of spoken for? "omi is dead" aren't you kind of spoken for?]

[ ??????? ]

I still like Omi the most here, but it's not like we weren't both sleeping around after we became official.

[ What do they say? You can have my dick, but not my heart? ]

Anyway, I'm not looking for anything serious.

[i believe the words you're looking for are "my name is gojou satoru and i'm a huge whore" but yeah. okay. greed nods slowly like they're just going to accept this.]

And you shouldn't. Nearly everything here is temporary anyway, isn't it?

[ hello....... i mean not wrong but hello??? i should have apped someone else ]

Yeah! But there are important things here and there. [ As they've seen, Gojou learned a good amount in this temporary purgatory. Anyway: ] We've spent a short time together, but I do like you a lot.

[ so, yeah, he doesn't mind. stamps slut label on him. if omi was alive things might be different. ]

[mistakes were made and now you must live with them. that said, greed settles for a long pause before they nod. right. there are important things here and there, and while they don't quite know what to make of that they don't rebuff it either.]

...perhaps when your ass isn't as big as your head it could be worth revisiting. [gojou your ego...also your ass.]

[ I ran away from this tag because ass returned but I’m back.

Ohhhh my god? ]

My ego is a fine, healthy size.

[ Since he’s 100% sure that his ass is currently bigger than his physical head. ]

[i've been running away from this thread consistently so we're even.]

Sure it is. [they do not believe that entirely but sure.]

...we'll see. People like you are sometimes very difficult to say no to.

[ He knows that tone, but he isn’t gonna fight when Greed already yielded.

Also, why does Greed talk like that. Gojou squints as he’s basically finished with hand cleaning the room. Now it’s just vacuuming, but he’ll wait. ]

Then we’ll see, if it’s difficult for you. [ He laughs a bit!! ] Don’t feel pressured. I take rejection fine.

[it's probably fine. the real answer is that greed is both themselves and also awkward.

they are, once again, not sure what to say to that.]

Even if it doesn't amount to that, I wouldn't say no to seeing you again.

[ Snickers... Audibly. Right in front of Greed’s salad. ]

You like my company.

[rude.]

You also like mine.

[this is a stupid argument when gojou already said so.]

[ He. Sure has said that enough, but he smiles wide, holding chuckles in. What can he even say???? ]

... I can’t argue flirt with you when my ass is the size of Saturn!! It’s too much!!!

[ NEVER MIND, HE’S LAUGHING. SOMEONE HELP. ]

[this is truly a terrible timeline and greed shrugs with both hands. oh well!]

How do you think I feel? [oh, won't someone think of the avatar who obviously has to flirt (?) with someone who's been cursed? but they sound amused on their own part.]

It will likely wear off tomorrow. You may try again after that.

[thanks for your permission, greed?]

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