[i believe the words you're looking for are "my name is gojou satoru and i'm a huge whore" but yeah. okay. greed nods slowly like they're just going to accept this.]
And you shouldn't. Nearly everything here is temporary anyway, isn't it?
[ hello....... i mean not wrong but hello??? i should have apped someone else ]
Yeah! But there are important things here and there. [ As they've seen, Gojou learned a good amount in this temporary purgatory. Anyway: ] We've spent a short time together, but I do like you a lot.
[ so, yeah, he doesn't mind. stamps slut label on him. if omi was alive things might be different. ]
[mistakes were made and now you must live with them. that said, greed settles for a long pause before they nod. right. there are important things here and there, and while they don't quite know what to make of that they don't rebuff it either.]
...perhaps when your ass isn't as big as your head it could be worth revisiting. [gojou your ego...also your ass.]
[ He knows that tone, but he isn’t gonna fight when Greed already yielded.
Also, why does Greed talk like that. Gojou squints as he’s basically finished with hand cleaning the room. Now it’s just vacuuming, but he’ll wait. ]
Then we’ll see, if it’s difficult for you. [ He laughs a bit!! ] Don’t feel pressured. I take rejection fine.
[this is truly a terrible timeline and greed shrugs with both hands. oh well!]
How do you think I feel? [oh, won't someone think of the avatar who obviously has to flirt (?) with someone who's been cursed? but they sound amused on their own part.]
It will likely wear off tomorrow. You may try again after that.
[as he should given this is just greed testing gojou himself to see what he'll do.]
I'm sure Gluttony will appreciate your efforts. [and so they push themselves off of the wall and begin to walk away, lifting a hand in a wave despite keeping their back to him.]
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Well, if there's anything behind that lapse in judgment at all, then I'll be clear that I'm open to playing around.
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...I see. [okay???] And Fushimi?
[sir, aren't you kind of spoken for? "omi is dead" aren't you kind of spoken for?]
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I still like Omi the most here, but it's not like we weren't both sleeping around after we became official.
[ What do they say? You can have my dick, but not my heart? ]
Anyway, I'm not looking for anything serious.
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And you shouldn't. Nearly everything here is temporary anyway, isn't it?
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Yeah! But there are important things here and there. [ As they've seen, Gojou learned a good amount in this temporary purgatory. Anyway: ] We've spent a short time together, but I do like you a lot.
[ so, yeah, he doesn't mind. stamps slut label on him. if omi was alive things might be different. ]
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...perhaps when your ass isn't as big as your head it could be worth revisiting. [gojou your ego...also your ass.]
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Ohhhh my god? ]
My ego is a fine, healthy size.
[ Since he’s 100% sure that his ass is currently bigger than his physical head. ]
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Sure it is. [they do not believe that entirely but sure.]
...we'll see. People like you are sometimes very difficult to say no to.
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Also, why does Greed talk like that. Gojou squints as he’s basically finished with hand cleaning the room. Now it’s just vacuuming, but he’ll wait. ]
Then we’ll see, if it’s difficult for you. [ He laughs a bit!! ] Don’t feel pressured. I take rejection fine.
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they are, once again, not sure what to say to that.]
Even if it doesn't amount to that, I wouldn't say no to seeing you again.
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You like my company.
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You also like mine.
[this is a stupid argument when gojou already said so.]
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... I can’t argue flirt with you when my ass is the size of Saturn!! It’s too much!!!
[ NEVER MIND, HE’S LAUGHING. SOMEONE HELP. ]
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How do you think I feel? [oh, won't someone think of the avatar who obviously has to flirt (?) with someone who's been cursed? but they sound amused on their own part.]
It will likely wear off tomorrow. You may try again after that.
[thanks for your permission, greed?]
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[ He thinks this is so silly. ]
I should let you go, though. It’s time for me to use the noisy cleaning machine.
[ The scares all the animals machine... The vacuum. ]
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I'm sure Gluttony will appreciate your efforts. [and so they push themselves off of the wall and begin to walk away, lifting a hand in a wave despite keeping their back to him.]
Good luck.
[and goodbye.]