Audience: Misa Amane

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[fatalattraction]

[ ...for some reason, a chill runs up her spine. ]

Are...are you smiling under there?

[ she's, like, ducking down to try and peek??? ]

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[she can look!

she will be greeted with a set of fangs that are kind of just there. greed is not so much smiling as they are looking vaguely smug. there's also the soft purple glow of their eyes formulated into a perfect resting bitch face, little wispy shadows pooling out.]

[fatalattraction]

[ . . . she simply nods before straightening back up, apparently satisfied. ]

No wonder it felt familiar. Light smiles kind of like that sometimes.

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Please do not compare me to Yagami...[they are their own person?]

[fatalattraction]

Huh? Why not? He's the best!

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And what's so great about him?

[fatalattraction]

He's smart, cool, super talented at everything he does, not to mention really attractive...

And most important of all—he's going to make the world a better place.

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[greed finishes their drink in one go.]

Miss Amane. Yagami's idea of justice hardly aligns with what many would consider proper. You understand that, don't you?

[fatalattraction]

I don't care about that.

After my parents were murdered... after I almost died... Kira—...no, Light gave me closure. Light gave me a reason to live. Light saved me.

That's why I'll do anything for him. I can repay him for everything he's done for me with my life.

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[on the one hand, greed...can understand that, in a way. sort of. if they squint.

on the other hand...]

Being bound to him will make you weak. Why would you do that...?

[fatalattraction]

Silly Greedy-pie. [ misa ] Light is my strength. Don't you know that love is the most powerful thing in the world?

[ it's almost scary how 100% sincere she is about that. ]

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Do not refer to me in such a childish manner. [misa no!] ...there are some things even love cannot save, Miss Amane.

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[fatalattraction]

[ pout!! ] Come on, it's really hard to make a nickname for Greed!

[fatalattraction]

[ but afterward, she sobers up a little. ]

...have you ever been in love?

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I hardly require a nickname. [no! the question also seems to throw them off-guard because they pause. what a question.]

And no. I find it unnecessary.

[fatalattraction]

[ she will ignore their unwillingness to accept a nickname for now, because a much more important matter has come up: ]

Really? You've never even had a crush?

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I also find this line of conversation unnecessary. [greed does not want to talk about this? weird.]

[fatalattraction]

Awww, come on!

[ a beat, followed by a smirk ]

Won't you indulge me and my curiosity?

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[flatly:]

No. [misa!!!] I've never had time to indulge in such things, so I'm afraid you won't find anything to satiate your curiosity.

[fatalattraction]

Oh... that's actually kinda sad? [ :( ] I think it's a feeling that everyone should experience at least once, even if it's just a little thing.

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[she says this, but the grip greed has on their glass grows a bit tighter, the skin of their hand crackling just a little.]

Perhaps we should return to the original topic.

[fatalattraction]

—Oh, right.

[ she looks away briefly, biting her lip a little. ]

About today...you said it was our job to find the person who killed Tamakin in order to bring them to justice. But... Beauregard didn't do it.

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That's correct. Where do you suppose you went wrong?

[fatalattraction]

I... I don't know. I told you, I'm not as smart as Light and Ryuzaki... I don't know why people trusted what I was saying to begin with.

[probe]

It isn't about being smart, Miss Amane. Unfortunately I've met plenty of people who have vacancy between their ears who've bested the best of men. It's about conviction and about reading your facts for inconsistencies.