[HE SURE DID, unfortunately for everyone. He also just flops over nearby, sprawling immediately. For some reason, he has the innate ability to look and seem comfortable wherever he is. Very bad.]
Thanks for coming! You guys aren't super busy right now or anything, yeah?
Too bad for them, I guess. Or maybe it's a good thing?
[Since they can surely use that as an excuse to rapidly escape from bad conversations! Or just avoid contact altogether! Anyway he looks happy to see their multiple eyes again. Awful.]
Is it surprising? You were pretty fun to talk to, so of course people are going to want to keep doing it. Ah, a bunch of them probably had lots of questions to ask, too, since you seem like one of the ones who'd be bothered the least.
Um, but I'm not really used to hanging out with a lot of people, so- I'll try not to be too boring? Or a bad host, or-- oh my god, right, d'you need anything? I can get you a drink or something!
Anyway, he just holds his hands out toward them! Hold his demon hands, friend.]
It's okay! You can just talk to me, I'd like that. [...] Ah, but you don't happen to be able to, like - pull soft things out of your sleeves or anything, yeah?
[He thinks he likes Envy a little more than Sloth as things are, but truly, a delightful cloud hammock is hard to beat.]
[they. they have to let go of his hands like 3 seconds after taking them. they look a little sheepish about it, but they produce a very soft knitted blanket from their robe sleeve.]
[me seeing this ominous and lightly-seasoned-with-curse statement and just whispering teej is that you
Anyway wow he didn't actually expect this?! He does not seem to care about the fact that he can't hold their eyehands at the moment, distracted by the fact that there's this NICE SOFT BLANKET.]
Ah, wow! You really can! [Reaching out to touch the blankie! He doesn't take it, he just touches it with his little demon hands.] That's pretty convenient, huh?
[yeah i can't wait for the reveal that anna is playing all 8 npcs and they're all hisoka
Once again Mahito is getting nice things that he doesn't deserve, which harms me personally!! But he seems perfectly content. Though, after a second, he'll scoot over and flap part of the blanket out so they can both share it.]
Do you have anything else up there? Where does it come from, anyway?
[the same dimension wwx's bread comes from probably]
[they answer casually as they accept the offer, scooting in to get right under the blanket. despite being envy, they definitely don't mind sharing in this case.]
[He echoes it with a laugh, but it's clear that he doesn't actually intend to press for info. After all, he truly did just come here to vibe, not to use a braincell.]
Actually, some things that are not so terrible, too. He assumes that's probably more along the lines they're talking about... So, after a thoughtful pause:]
Bubble wands? [Y...yes.] Movies, books... Things like that, I guess!
[BUBBLE TIME!!!!!! He dips his wand and blows a stream of bubbles, delighted. Poor fucking greed who has to deal with the other side of this funky flea.]
Yeah? I only just got to use them for the first time a year or so ago... They're fun, right? Simple but fun!
[If he looks like he's thinking about something for a second as he watches this bigass bubble drift off and eventually pop, it's because he is, and it's about something terrible.]
It's pretty rare to come across someone who doesn't mind spending their time with a curse, you know.
[PLEASE DO NOT SUPPORT CURSE RIGHTS, CURSES SHOULD HAVE NO RIGHTS ACTUALLY!!
There's a bright note of amusement in his voice, and a lilting edge of what seems to be genuine curiosity.]
You really think that? Humans disagree. They like to judge everything on their own terms; even more if it's something they don't like or understand. It's kind of cute! [A pause. He dips his wand again and blows a few more bubbles, too, seemingly considering something before apparently deciding to shelve it for the time being.]
Mm! Well, you're right about that, anyway. If humanity wasn't the way it is, I wouldn't be here.
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Thanks for coming! You guys aren't super busy right now or anything, yeah?
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[their sleeves have fallen down their arms a bit, leaving a few eyes open on their arm to peer over at mahito.]
I kind of didn't think many of you guys would want to talk to me again, but you're not even my first text.
[they sound so happy about it... people are talking to them...!]
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[Since they can surely use that as an excuse to rapidly escape from bad conversations! Or just avoid contact altogether! Anyway he looks happy to see their multiple eyes again. Awful.]
Is it surprising? You were pretty fun to talk to, so of course people are going to want to keep doing it. Ah, a bunch of them probably had lots of questions to ask, too, since you seem like one of the ones who'd be bothered the least.
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[envy is unused to this! you can practically hear the sparkling in their voice...
but then their eyes all blink, refocusing on mahito.]
Wait- did you just have questions?
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[And here he thought he was the only aimless person who just wanted to shoot the shit with the npcs for the hell of it...! Which, speaking of:]
Nope! [He holds his hands up! Head empty.] I just felt like it. I liked talking to you yesterday, so I thought I'd like talking to you today, too!
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[the extra eyes are, once again, heart eyes.]
Um, but I'm not really used to hanging out with a lot of people, so- I'll try not to be too boring? Or a bad host, or-- oh my god, right, d'you need anything? I can get you a drink or something!
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Anyway, he just holds his hands out toward them! Hold his demon hands, friend.]
It's okay! You can just talk to me, I'd like that. [...] Ah, but you don't happen to be able to, like - pull soft things out of your sleeves or anything, yeah?
[He thinks he likes Envy a little more than Sloth as things are, but truly, a delightful cloud hammock is hard to beat.]
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they take his hands happily, though.]
Oh, yeah, I probably could-! Um, hang on--
[they. they have to let go of his hands like 3 seconds after taking them. they look a little sheepish about it, but they produce a very soft knitted blanket from their robe sleeve.]
Here, how's this?
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Anyway wow he didn't actually expect this?! He does not seem to care about the fact that he can't hold their eyehands at the moment, distracted by the fact that there's this NICE SOFT BLANKET.]
Ah, wow! You really can! [Reaching out to touch the blankie! He doesn't take it, he just touches it with his little demon hands.] That's pretty convenient, huh?
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It is! I'm honestly kind of a fan, it's pretty handy.
[when he doesn't take it, they just kind of drape it around his shoulders.]
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Once again Mahito is getting nice things that he doesn't deserve, which harms me personally!! But he seems perfectly content. Though, after a second, he'll scoot over and flap part of the blanket out so they can both share it.]
Do you have anything else up there? Where does it come from, anyway?
[the same dimension wwx's bread comes from probably]
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[they answer casually as they accept the offer, scooting in to get right under the blanket. despite being envy, they definitely don't mind sharing in this case.]
I have a lot of other stuff, though.
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[He echoes it with a laugh, but it's clear that he doesn't actually intend to press for info. After all, he truly did just come here to vibe, not to use a braincell.]
Yeah? What kind of stuff?
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[they watch him curiously, head tilted.]
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Actually, some things that are not so terrible, too. He assumes that's probably more along the lines they're talking about... So, after a thoughtful pause:]
Bubble wands? [Y...yes.] Movies, books... Things like that, I guess!
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[they reach into their sleeve, kind of dig around a little
and they pull out a couple of bubble wands, plus bubble juice.]
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That really is useful!
[Reaching out for one of the bubble wands! They are going to blow bubbles now, like a couple of clowns.]
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[they're so pleased with the compliment! they keep the other wand, popping open the bubble juice. it is bubble time.]
It's been a while since I used one of these, honestly.
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Yeah? I only just got to use them for the first time a year or so ago... They're fun, right? Simple but fun!
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[one day mahito will be gifted a skip-it or a bop-it or something.
for now, they blow their own stream, then try to blow a single big bubble.]
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For now, though, he is perfectly content to pause in his own bubble-blowing to just watch Envy try their best to blow a bigass bubble.]
Really? You're so nice! [WHAT A NICE STRANGE EYEBALL BEING, THAT ENVY.] Some of you guys are almost too nice, hah.
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[they shrug, watching their bigass bubble float.]
I guess I just don't see a reason not to be, if you're nice to me? I don't really care about, you know, what you are.
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[If he looks like he's thinking about something for a second as he watches this bigass bubble drift off and eventually pop, it's because he is, and it's about something terrible.]
It's pretty rare to come across someone who doesn't mind spending their time with a curse, you know.
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[curse rights? maybe. they blow another couple of bubbles.]
Sometimes humanity kind of sucks, anyway.
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There's a bright note of amusement in his voice, and a lilting edge of what seems to be genuine curiosity.]
You really think that? Humans disagree. They like to judge everything on their own terms; even more if it's something they don't like or understand. It's kind of cute! [A pause. He dips his wand again and blows a few more bubbles, too, seemingly considering something before apparently deciding to shelve it for the time being.]
Mm! Well, you're right about that, anyway. If humanity wasn't the way it is, I wouldn't be here.
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