[this is the ugliest god damn sweater i have ever heard described in my entire life?!?!?! HUGHHHH but unfortunately, sloth absolutely lights right up when it's offered out to him.
he quickly gathers himself up off the steps of the pool, even if he doesn't get up off the ground.]
Oh wow! You...! I...!
[he proudly holds up the glittery hell boob sweater so he can look it over.] I... I don't know what to say! This is one of the most amazing things I've ever been given! [right next to the bad raptor pillow and the dog neck pillow.] I can't believe how darn nice you are! Thanks!!
[i hate that he's immediately pulling it on over the weird toga thing, but he definitely is. and then he launches himself at mahito to hug him!]
[STOPPPPP THEY TRIED SO HARD THEY ARE SO PROUD OF THEIR CREATION THAT THEY MADE WITH THEIR 12 YEAR OLD SENSE OF HUMOR!!
Sloth is truly deserving of so much more than a glittery hell boob sweater, a bad raptor pillow and a dog neck pillow, and yet, here they are. ANYWAY IT'S FINE, Mahito will catch him in his energetic hug, swinging him around in a little circle with his buff diglett strength for good measure.]
Aw, yay! I'm glad you like it! Me and Eleanor worked really hard on it. We wanted to make it extra special for you!
[they will all definitely feel immense pity and probably also judgmental disgust. everyone already thinks he's an idiot anyway, it's fine!
also, he gets so excited about the gift that he hauls a loose and just? smooches? a good one right on mahito's mouth. not sloppy or anything! a friendly smorch of appreciation. except mahito can literally see the 2 gigs of ram in his brain activate recognition software right afterward.]
Oh--no! Mahito!
[mahito, who now is instantly extremely drowsy. his eyes want to close. he can't hold them open! he's going goodnight. sloth's voice sounds hazy and distant when he says:]
[Goodnight you sweet stupid baby, Mahito is feeling extremely exasperated in the .2 seconds before he just wholeass passes out on the floor of the blool room. AT LEAST HE GOT A NEAT SWEATER OUT OF IT, THOUGH.]
[oh dammit. well, sloth at least catches mahito before mahito hits the ground despite how much i wish he wouldn't. well. he will princess carry the thankfully knocked out flea back to the dead's little rooms and tuck him into bed.
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mahito will wake up in a short bit, luckily, and he has? a nice loaf of bakery bread? tucked under the hands he's had folded over his chest. present...]
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he quickly gathers himself up off the steps of the pool, even if he doesn't get up off the ground.]
Oh wow! You...! I...!
[he proudly holds up the glittery hell boob sweater so he can look it over.] I... I don't know what to say! This is one of the most amazing things I've ever been given! [right next to the bad raptor pillow and the dog neck pillow.] I can't believe how darn nice you are! Thanks!!
[i hate that he's immediately pulling it on over the weird toga thing, but he definitely is. and then he launches himself at mahito to hug him!]
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Sloth is truly deserving of so much more than a glittery hell boob sweater, a bad raptor pillow and a dog neck pillow, and yet, here they are. ANYWAY IT'S FINE, Mahito will catch him in his energetic hug, swinging him around in a little circle with his buff diglett strength for good measure.]
Aw, yay! I'm glad you like it! Me and Eleanor worked really hard on it. We wanted to make it extra special for you!
[That's.
Well. They succeeded????]
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sloth is swung around, yeah.]
You did a great job! [did they??] I really like it! Getting gifts is really something... Haha! I'm going to show everyone else...
[they will be like what the flying fuck, but it doesn't matter. he loves this ugly sweater.]
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Just kidding but he will in fact place Sloth back on his feet soon.]
Thanks! I'm glad - I'll pass it on to her, too! Everyone's gonna be so jealous that you got something this cool, you know.
[Will they? Is jealousy the emotion they're going to be feeling? Has he perhaps mixed up jealousy and pity?]
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also, he gets so excited about the gift that he hauls a loose and just? smooches? a good one right on mahito's mouth. not sloppy or anything! a friendly smorch of appreciation. except mahito can literally see the 2 gigs of ram in his brain activate recognition software right afterward.]
Oh--no! Mahito!
[mahito, who now is instantly extremely drowsy. his eyes want to close. he can't hold them open! he's going goodnight. sloth's voice sounds hazy and distant when he says:]
--I forgot!
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:people_hugging:
mahito will wake up in a short bit, luckily, and he has? a nice loaf of bakery bread? tucked under the hands he's had folded over his chest. present...]