Well! [let him TELL you why that is TRUE.] My brother and I were arguing when we were young, and he said, [makes his face extremely serious even if it's cracking at the edges, his voice is serious, too. wow, he sounds exactly like greed also? very funny.] "Maybe the day you lick brimstone!"
And so I did!
[he starts giggling when mahito flops beside him in the sand.] Hi. [high. MAHITO DIDN'T EVEN TAKE A BIG HIT. damn, sloth is going to go back to the underworld using meth to get work done.]
We should do something. Don't you just want to get up and go?
Wow! Wow, that sounds terrible! Your brother's really out there, huh?
[Being Greed...... Being Nanamin. Can't believe Mahito is going to gravitate toward him like a chaos magnet when he crawls out of the Styx pool. Anyway he doesn't have to take a big hit to be LIKE THIS. He's ALREADY LIKE THIS. I HATE IT HERE.
Mahito wiggles until his legs are off the chair too, and immediately pops up to his feet, reaching down for Sloth's hands.]
he glances up at the hands, and then reaches up with NO hesitation to take them. please, i beg you. anyway, he helps himself up to his feet, unworried about any of the sand.]
Good idea! [IS IT?!] Let's go swimming! I'll race you--go!
Anyway it's fine he still doesn't have his gumby hands. He just helps Sloth up, reaching over to dust some of the sand away-- AND THERE HE GOES.]
Oh—!! Ahaha, you're really fast when you wanna be!!
[HE'S FUCKING ZOOMING TOO NOW I HATE IT HERE THEY'RE GOING TO JUST RUN DIRECTLY INTO THE SEA AND KEEP RUNNING. Mahito honestly forgets they're racing within like 2 seconds anyway and is just having fun running with Sloth.]
they are going to run directly into the sea and keep going because they're both stupid AND high. and also it has now become less of a race competitively, and more of them literally skipping together into trouble.]
You gotta go fast!
[it sounds like he has heard this somewhere before.
i just want to emphasize how much he just runs into the water that is cresting powerfully in the opposite direction, so that when he hits it, he gets clothes-lined essentially and it bowls him over. goodbye.]
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And so I did!
[he starts giggling when mahito flops beside him in the sand.] Hi. [high. MAHITO DIDN'T EVEN TAKE A BIG HIT. damn, sloth is going to go back to the underworld using meth to get work done.]
We should do something. Don't you just want to get up and go?
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Wow! Wow, that sounds terrible! Your brother's really out there, huh?
[Being Greed...... Being Nanamin. Can't believe Mahito is going to gravitate toward him like a chaos magnet when he crawls out of the Styx pool. Anyway he doesn't have to take a big hit to be LIKE THIS. He's ALREADY LIKE THIS. I HATE IT HERE.
Mahito wiggles until his legs are off the chair too, and immediately pops up to his feet, reaching down for Sloth's hands.]
Yeah! Let's go! Let's go swimming!
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[he licked brimstone for his brother.
he glances up at the hands, and then reaches up with NO hesitation to take them. please, i beg you. anyway, he helps himself up to his feet, unworried about any of the sand.]
Good idea! [IS IT?!] Let's go swimming! I'll race you--go!
[AND HE'S GONE. HE'S RUNNING.]
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Anyway it's fine he still doesn't have his gumby hands. He just helps Sloth up, reaching over to dust some of the sand away-- AND THERE HE GOES.]
Oh—!! Ahaha, you're really fast when you wanna be!!
[HE'S FUCKING ZOOMING TOO NOW I HATE IT HERE THEY'RE GOING TO JUST RUN DIRECTLY INTO THE SEA AND KEEP RUNNING. Mahito honestly forgets they're racing within like 2 seconds anyway and is just having fun running with Sloth.]
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they are going to run directly into the sea and keep going because they're both stupid AND high. and also it has now become less of a race competitively, and more of them literally skipping together into trouble.]
You gotta go fast!
[it sounds like he has heard this somewhere before.
i just want to emphasize how much he just runs into the water that is cresting powerfully in the opposite direction, so that when he hits it, he gets clothes-lined essentially and it bowls him over. goodbye.]
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ANYWAY MAHITO'S BUSY CACKLING ABOUT SLOTH JUST BEING TAKEN BY THE SEA except he trips over a dip in the sand and eats shit, too.
But he resurfaces a second later, still cackling...]
Hahaha—!! Wow, you really are Sonic! [i hate playing a modern and also a shitpost meme so much
i also hate that he doesn't even check to see if Sloth has resurfaced before saying that?! But he'll look around a second later. SLOTH!!!!]