[LUST JUST SWEATILY TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO TELL MAHITO GOOD JOB WITHOUT ACTUALLY TELLING HIM GOOD JOB.]
I've only got two kills so far! That's super tiny, right? Though I'll probably go again next week if I make it through this one. Ming Yi and Endorsi both want another turn, so I gotta pick who to go with!
[They really are just creating a band of murderers... TOO BAD HE WAS THE FIRST DOMINO TO FALL. The chaos he's caused is truly hilarious.]
Well, Childe said that Pride told him we could only kill one person each a week, so... It's still not a lot! It should be fine.
[It will be fine because his ass is gonna die.]
Don't know about that, either. We'd have to see what Endorsi's new list looks like! After we clear out Aoi and Lenore, there's only Primrose left and Childe doesn't wanna go for her 'cuz of the company she keeps.
[He's been very good at holding himself back for Bigger Things!! But also yes, yes he is.]
Yep, right? People always jump into fire over that kinda stuff. Misa's let the whooole group know that killing nets you the biggest number of points too, so.
[SHRUGS. They all leapt to killing before knowing that because they're fuckin maniacs but it's fine.]
Yeah...I still can't believe she did all of it for some guy. But I'm sure she had her reasons for trying. Now that everybody knows killing gets more points, too, it's just asking more people to do it.
[SASUGA MISA... He just shrugs about that, though.]
You think? Too many people here are too soft. Even Endorsi has such a big list of people she doesn't want us to kill! And it'll get worse the more time goes on. I'm sure this group'll get to a point where there aren't any "safe" kills, and I feel like a looot of people will hesitate to move onto "unsafe" ones even for their wishes.
I guess, yeah. I just feel bad...Misa's a nice person, so getting caught up in stuff like that just feels unfair.
People might be getting soft, but that also means they'll be even more protective of the people they care about. If they think someone's a threat to those people, that would probably make them act.
[Surprisingly, he does not take this opportunity as a chance to inject some cheerful nihilism into the conversation by claiming that nothing in life is fair. He just hums a little, and then shrugs.]
True, that's true! That'd be pretty funny to see. [And then, with a twinkle of amusement in his demon eye:] I love it when people get to this point! When they're way more willing to forgive friends of things they'd condemn strangers for earlier. We probably already have a few people keeping secrets about their murderous friends when they're out in trial swinging so hard at other killers! It's gonna be fun to watch.
It's true! Even curses do. [Those biases just don't make them less likely to kill.] It was already pretty messy; I'm looking forward to seeing how much messier it gets. Especially with such high stakes! Emotions are gonna run really high, hah.
[Mahito Mahitoson, who loves it when people both get along with him and also hate his guts, cannot lose in this scenario. TOO BAD HE DIES AND LEAVES ALL THE PUBLIC GROUP HATE TO CHILDE.]
Like a really bad and extra trashy reality show...[she is not as excited as mahito? but sure, she can understand that. literally everything is fine if she just treats mahito like he really is an alien.]
Yep! You could show me some more of your videos, too - I liked the other ones.
[but since mahito is already pestering iris again elsewhere, we can just handwave that they sat and made friendship bracelets and watched iris' weird fuckin videos for a while longer. unless you have links to inflict on me in which case i still want to see how weird they get but you can also just drop them on my feet in chat.]
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[For some reason, he sounds proud of the fact that he's managed to figure out even that much.]
I can't really make them anything for that, though.
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[For Gluttony! And also Greed!! Who he now knows is one of the people that has to actually try piecing yakety sax crime scenes together.]
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[the answer is absolutely not. boob.]
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[And then the entire fuckin airport happened.]
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I've only got two kills so far! That's super tiny, right? Though I'll probably go again next week if I make it through this one. Ming Yi and Endorsi both want another turn, so I gotta pick who to go with!
[They really are just creating a band of murderers... TOO BAD HE WAS THE FIRST DOMINO TO FALL. The chaos he's caused is truly hilarious.]
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Yeah, see, it's the "so far" that's concerning. ...any idea who you'd go after next?
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[It will be fine because his ass is gonna die.]
Don't know about that, either. We'd have to see what Endorsi's new list looks like! After we clear out Aoi and Lenore, there's only Primrose left and Childe doesn't wanna go for her 'cuz of the company she keeps.
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[so that way someone can kill you ig.]
...hey, what's Endorsi getting out of all this anyway? I know why you and Childe are the way you are, but what about her?
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Yeah, or we'll burn through everyone and be stuck here forever 'cuz we have no one to indulge with.
[Or so someone has a chance to finally kill him, yeah. AS FOR THAT:]
She's just playing the game. She really wants to bring her dead friend back or whatever.
[Or whatever.]
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[or whatever?! god mahito is truly terrible.]
I never really knew what she was playing for, but that makes sense. We've always said we can't really stop you guys from indulging.
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[He's been very good at holding himself back for Bigger Things!! But also yes, yes he is.]
Yep, right? People always jump into fire over that kinda stuff. Misa's let the whooole group know that killing nets you the biggest number of points too, so.
[SHRUGS. They all leapt to killing before knowing that because they're fuckin maniacs but it's fine.]
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[SASUGA MISA... He just shrugs about that, though.]
You think? Too many people here are too soft. Even Endorsi has such a big list of people she doesn't want us to kill! And it'll get worse the more time goes on. I'm sure this group'll get to a point where there aren't any "safe" kills, and I feel like a looot of people will hesitate to move onto "unsafe" ones even for their wishes.
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People might be getting soft, but that also means they'll be even more protective of the people they care about. If they think someone's a threat to those people, that would probably make them act.
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True, that's true! That'd be pretty funny to see. [And then, with a twinkle of amusement in his demon eye:] I love it when people get to this point! When they're way more willing to forgive friends of things they'd condemn strangers for earlier. We probably already have a few people keeping secrets about their murderous friends when they're out in trial swinging so hard at other killers! It's gonna be fun to watch.
[HE IS... A CURSE.]
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You're not wrong. Everybody has biases, y'know? It wouldn't surprise me if those started coming out more and more now that your numbers are smaller.
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[Mahito Mahitoson, who loves it when people both get along with him and also hate his guts, cannot lose in this scenario. TOO BAD HE DIES AND LEAVES ALL THE PUBLIC GROUP HATE TO CHILDE.]
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Yeah, exactly! Except people will die!
[Which makes it even better!! Though he also loves bad and extra trashy reality shows, to the surprise of no one.]
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Until then...we make friendship bracelets?
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[but since mahito is already pestering iris again elsewhere, we can just handwave that they sat and made friendship bracelets and watched iris' weird fuckin videos for a while longer. unless you have links to inflict on me in which case i still want to see how weird they get but you can also just drop them on my feet in chat.]