[A sigh! Very tiring. He's at the point where he no longer finds this game entertaining and is instead wishing to return to his old ways of just murdering people for funsies and getting away with it. Give him another day or so and he'll be back to finding it interesting! Fickle creature.]
...Hey. Tell me I'm not the only one who thinks it's super weird that, like, almost everyone here came to win something and now they won't even kill half the people around.
[The look on his face is one that's absolutely just a nonverbal equivalent of the energy a plain "lmfao" has in chat.]
Yeah, I was talking to someone about that earlier. [Childe. He was talking to Childe. Literally no one in this game is as ruthless and willing to kill every single person on this station as the two of them.] What happens to the people who don't get their wish, anyway? They just go back home or whatever? Assuming they're still alive.
[DON'T OPEN THE FLOODGATES PRIDE... Mahito's immediately looking so sulky, throwing his hands up into the air, good lord.]
Yeah! Me too! But then Endorsi went and got attached to like, twenty-five whole people when we need her for cover, and everyone else decided they wanted to be cops after all! What the hell's up with that?! Now they wanna set traps and solve every murder? What's the point if they won't even vote for the killer if it's someone they like or someone whose reasons they agree with, anyway! [HUMAN EMOTION!!! VILE.] And now I have to be extra careful, ugh... It's way more fun to stick around and not be dead and all, but killing a couple every other week is sooo boring!
[HIS INSTINCT VS REASON BATTLE, PRIDE!! He's literally just complaining about not being able to copiously murder in the same way someone would complain about an inconvenient holiday family dinner...]
APPARENTLY NEITHER IS PRIDE WHO CONTINUES ROCKETING UP ON MAHITO'S FAVORITES LIST.]
Wah, that's harsh... [As if he wouldn't absolutely do this.] There are some other pretty funny ways to use it that she'd need to be alive for! But that's not a bad idea, mm.
[He notices the lack of critical tone and appreciates that Pride can enjoy the terrible chaos he sets into motion. At this rate Pride might outrank Gluttony just by virtue of not being constantly exhausted by him...]
It was, yeah! [THAT'S WHERE THE HILARITY LIVES.] But I really hope the next plan doesn't go so far off the rails, hah. I was gonna talk to Greed about it later, but they really don't seem to like murder?
Yeah, I got the feeling it was something like that...
[A SIGH. Can't believe some dingdong ace attorney decided it was a good idea to pick a murder goblin for their team.]
They do help! But it's kind of... [Trailing off........] --I still reeeally don't get why they picked me! It feels like I get along with almost literally the rest of you better because no one else seems that fussed with stabbing?
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[A little, sloping shrug. THEY'RE RUNNING OUT OF LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE, THOUGH.]
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But the weak ones generally have better protection.
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[A sigh! Very tiring. He's at the point where he no longer finds this game entertaining and is instead wishing to return to his old ways of just murdering people for funsies and getting away with it. Give him another day or so and he'll be back to finding it interesting! Fickle creature.]
...Hey. Tell me I'm not the only one who thinks it's super weird that, like, almost everyone here came to win something and now they won't even kill half the people around.
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[they sound SO annoyed.]
The point of this was not to come here and make friends and date each other. There is a very clear goal.
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[THANK GOD. He was starting to get seriously vibed out by the amount of softness he's witnessing here...]
People are just getting softer and softer every week! They're never gonna get their wishes like that.
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Nobody is going to get anything, the rate they're going.
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Yeah, I was talking to someone about that earlier. [Childe. He was talking to Childe. Literally no one in this game is as ruthless and willing to kill every single person on this station as the two of them.] What happens to the people who don't get their wish, anyway? They just go back home or whatever? Assuming they're still alive.
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I would imagine whoever doesn't get their wish is dead.
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[SAD...... After a considering pause:]
Do you think it's possible to run outta people to kill before we indulge enough to get our wishes?
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No.
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Is that just 'cuz so many people aren't killing...
[THEY STILL REGULARLY HAVE AT LEAST TWO BODIES A WEEK.]
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Maybe you'll get it!
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Thought you'd be faster than this. You, specifically.
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Yeah! Me too! But then Endorsi went and got attached to like, twenty-five whole people when we need her for cover, and everyone else decided they wanted to be cops after all! What the hell's up with that?! Now they wanna set traps and solve every murder? What's the point if they won't even vote for the killer if it's someone they like or someone whose reasons they agree with, anyway! [HUMAN EMOTION!!! VILE.] And now I have to be extra careful, ugh... It's way more fun to stick around and not be dead and all, but killing a couple every other week is sooo boring!
[HIS INSTINCT VS REASON BATTLE, PRIDE!! He's literally just complaining about not being able to copiously murder in the same way someone would complain about an inconvenient holiday family dinner...]
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pride seems amused, though.]
You could just kill Endorsi. Then you wouldn't have that problem.
[sighs]
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Also funny they should mention that.]
Yeah, I was kind of thinking about it... But the reward she got is so funny! I wanted to see her use it.
[This may just be the only reason he is not killing Endorsi so he can get at the cops.]
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pride huffs out a laugh.]
You could see her use it on you. [...] You could watch her use it on someone and then catch her while she's unaware.
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APPARENTLY NEITHER IS PRIDE WHO CONTINUES ROCKETING UP ON MAHITO'S FAVORITES LIST.]
Wah, that's harsh... [As if he wouldn't absolutely do this.] There are some other pretty funny ways to use it that she'd need to be alive for! But that's not a bad idea, mm.
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What, making two people fight each other to the death wasn't harsh?
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Maaaybe, but that would have been really funny if it worked out! I mean, it was still pretty funny.
[Please... their villain monologues... He was trying so hard not to howl.]
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[but they don't sound that critical, honestly. it was pretty funny.]
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It was, yeah! [THAT'S WHERE THE HILARITY LIVES.] But I really hope the next plan doesn't go so far off the rails, hah. I was gonna talk to Greed about it later, but they really don't seem to like murder?
[Wow, weird.]
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[sniff.] Still. They're supposed to help, so they will.
If they don't, I'll see what I can do.
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[A SIGH. Can't believe some dingdong ace attorney decided it was a good idea to pick a murder goblin for their team.]
They do help! But it's kind of... [Trailing off........] --I still reeeally don't get why they picked me! It feels like I get along with almost literally the rest of you better because no one else seems that fussed with stabbing?
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