Audience: Mahito

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[Yeah see! Fleamon. They can vibe together - or they would be able to if Sebastian wasn't so neurotic and Mahito wasn't a creature of chaos in all senses of the word.

He still does not seem to entirely comprehend this, but it's at least partially sensible, okay.]

But this isn't that guy's home, right? Unless you've got another person you've gotta serve.

[This fuckin guy is the reverse of the off the string meme... He's on two strings.]

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[STOP, let him be on several strings!!! he has to be on several strings to make up for the lack of mahito's strings!!

don't just use that icon either. i will not feel sad for this damn flea.]

I only have a single master at a time. Making multiple contracts is possible, but highly bothersome. A single master is all that is needed.

[and this one is a fucking HANDFUL. :unamused:]

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[places the flea directly in front of you while you are trying to eat dinner]

Huh... Then it's just habit that you're keeping it all clean here, still? Or that you care a lot about the messes?

[He still does not understand. The mind of a butler demon is far beyond him... But he'll just shrug. AND PROUDLY SAY:]

I haven't made any messes in a long time, at least! [...] Uh, minus the murder.

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[slaps that flea away.

it's fine. gluttony is use to this. he deal with three other servants exactly like this stupid flea all the time. and he's exhausted, but he does it.]

I still am of the mind your living spaces here should not be sullied unnecessarily. [:|] You have not.

Let us keep up the good work, yes?

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[DON'T JUST SLAP THE FLEA AWAY!!!

Wow though, can't believe Mahito would literally just fit right in with all the other creatures of chaos that live on the Phantomhive grounds... Anyway, he beams at the praise! He is but a simple soul.]

Okay! [Apparently his whims at the moment value a verbal headpat from a demon over wrecking the shit outta their base.] I'll try to keep the next kill a little tidier, too.

[Since of course he's already planning on another?? God.]

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[him

mahito can be the anime kuroshitsuji dog pluto stand in. the one anime sebastian hates with his entire being because it's a nasty dog.]

Good. You are well on your way to a much better performance.

[honestly, he enjoys when people lose their absolute shit, but like... with despair and agony, not with just total chaos. he's frowning at these flea crimes.]

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[STOP. Mahito is not nice enough to be a dog, he's a fat raccoon getting his tiny little demon hands all over everything and then running away with the donuts.]

You're a pretty clean demon, right? Got any tips? I'm a fast learner!

[Unfortunately he is

an

extremely fast learner.]

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[STOP.]

Hmm.

[he places a hand on his chin in thought for a moment or so. this is me looking at how far back this thread is, wow.]

Pay me a visit a week from now. I'll show you.

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[closes my fucking eyes can't believe i'll have to go add gluttony to my sunday pc list]

Okay! I'll come back then. Ah, thanks for bringing your cat, too!

[Even if this one has probably just been fucking tearing around the garden for the duration of this conversation, chasing ghosts.]

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[cain will wait until mahito tries to leave, and then he will zip out of the shadows and viciously slap his ankle before darting away and vanishing.]

You are welcome.

[don't say that when the cat was cain.]

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[unfortunately mahito also loves cain and will remember this vicious ankle slap fondly. have fun being vanished amongst the vines, cain.]