[SAYS THE CURSE, though he says it in a way that implies he does not actually care at all about its harshness and is just gently teasing.]
Where do we fall on that scale? Flies hanging out by your fruitbowl for a while that you just kinda have to deal with, 'cuz you can't leave the kitchen?
[Even if it were serious, "fly hanging out by the fruitbowl" is still a more generous opinion than "actual plague upon humanity". He can vibe with it, but he can vibe with just about anything, damn.]
How long have you been stuck in the kitchen, anyway? Not that I'm expecting a straight answer or anything, but it sounds like it's been a looong time. Your fruitbowl's probably had a lot of flies, huh?
Rarely. [THE LUCKY? UNLUCKY?? ONES... that stick around... There's a little, light huff of laughter.] I guess there are exceptions for all of us, in most things.
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[you won't get much out of it, and you're going to swat it eventually.]
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[SAYS THE CURSE, though he says it in a way that implies he does not actually care at all about its harshness and is just gently teasing.]
Where do we fall on that scale? Flies hanging out by your fruitbowl for a while that you just kinda have to deal with, 'cuz you can't leave the kitchen?
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[they say that almost flippantly. it might or might not be serious?]
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How long have you been stuck in the kitchen, anyway? Not that I'm expecting a straight answer or anything, but it sounds like it's been a looong time. Your fruitbowl's probably had a lot of flies, huh?
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