Even with a group of weirdos like this? [He is including himself in there it's fine. But he'll nod anyway, since hilariously, he is a great person to tell secrets to since 99% of the time he does not care enough to blab.]
[looks at the camera like i'm on the office for the second time today
Anyway, he seems to just take this at face value. Clapping his hands together!]
Oh, wow! Hah, it's kind of funny. We have living urban legends where I'm from, but they're all still curses in the end. We don't actually have things like vampires or elves. It's pretty fun being able to meet so many different types, here!
Mmhm! There are probably some curses out there based on the idea of vampires or elves, though. [They are probably just as horrific as every other curse, god bless.
He also gives a thumbs up to that.]
Kinda! All negative emotions are a powerful source of energy, whether it's hate, fear, grief... There are lots of others, but those are the biggest ones, usually. I don't really think we're personifications, either.
[IM NEVER GOING TO CALM DOWN AGAIN IM JUST GOING TO BE HAUNTED BY (anna voice as danny phantom) IM GONNA FIRT]
Mm, a reflection! [A nod! Yeah!! He'll get back to that first part in a second, but for now, he's holding both hands up and spacing them an equal distance apart.] A reflection of humans. We're the way we are because they're the way they are, and we wouldn't exist without them, but humans can't live without the emotions that give birth to us either.
[CLOSES MY EYES FOR THE THIRD FUCKING TIME I HATE IT HERE
Anyway, as always, he seems entirely unbothered by this. After a second of consideration:]
Mmm... Theoretically! But it'd be weird. A human - humans as I know them - naturally produce cursed energy. Human emotion and cursed energy are like this! [Clasping his hands together and lacing his fingers!] To get rid of one, you'd have to get rid of the other. And wherever cursed energy gathers, there we are!
[He just smiles, raising his shoulders a little. HE IS SOMEWHAT PREDICTABLE... in some ways... Goblin man with one braincell that he keeps setting down.
He's also very honest at stupid times, so he just nods. YEAH, HIS EXISTENCE ALONE IS A PLAGUE.]
Kind of! He exorcises curses, I kill humans. We're natural enemies. [HIS THIRD WHOLE NATURAL ENEMY!!] Any wish he could have would be really bad for us, you know? And he already throws off the balance just by being alive.
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Technically? There are a lot of you that are or aren't human by technicality... Can I ask what you are?
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You can, but if you tell anybody I'll lose my mind. Got it?
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But sure, I got it.
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Anyway, he seems to just take this at face value. Clapping his hands together!]
Oh, wow! Hah, it's kind of funny. We have living urban legends where I'm from, but they're all still curses in the end. We don't actually have things like vampires or elves. It's pretty fun being able to meet so many different types, here!
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Like vampires or elves. [they seem amused.] So - what, curses are just like, the personification of hate, right?
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Mmhm! There are probably some curses out there based on the idea of vampires or elves, though. [They are probably just as horrific as every other curse, god bless.
He also gives a thumbs up to that.]
Kinda! All negative emotions are a powerful source of energy, whether it's hate, fear, grief... There are lots of others, but those are the biggest ones, usually. I don't really think we're personifications, either.
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... Sounds familiar. [they say wryly.] What would you say you are, then?
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Yeah? You have anything like that? [Haha! Funny. But then, holding a finger up:] A reflection!
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Sort of. [...] A reflection? Explain.
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Mm, a reflection! [A nod! Yeah!! He'll get back to that first part in a second, but for now, he's holding both hands up and spacing them an equal distance apart.] A reflection of humans. We're the way we are because they're the way they are, and we wouldn't exist without them, but humans can't live without the emotions that give birth to us either.
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But humans can exist without you, though.
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Anyway, as always, he seems entirely unbothered by this. After a second of consideration:]
Mmm... Theoretically! But it'd be weird. A human - humans as I know them - naturally produce cursed energy. Human emotion and cursed energy are like this! [Clasping his hands together and lacing his fingers!] To get rid of one, you'd have to get rid of the other. And wherever cursed energy gathers, there we are!
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That sounds like how it is here. We gather all of you in one spot and you all just spout cursed things in stereo.
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Anyway he just laughs and seems truly and deeply amused by this. He enjoys the collective cursed energy very much.]
Right? It's so funny! That was the one good part about being stuck in that room for so long.
[POST-MORTEM ROASTS... and also Eleanor just deciding the robot fucks.]
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The one good thing about a murder trial, sure. [they tilt their head back.] What's your plan, Mahito? For the rest of your stay.
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[Most of them probably had a bad time for like, better and more human reasons, but hey! Same diff, right...
Good question, though. Plan? A plan?? As if he thinks farther than like 1 minute ahead at a time!!]
Uh... What, like - in general?
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Planning's more Getou's thing than mine. I'm just here to have fun and make sure Gojou Satoru doesn't get his wish. [BINCH.]
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[...] What did Gojou do to you? Just exist?
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He's also very honest at stupid times, so he just nods. YEAH, HIS EXISTENCE ALONE IS A PLAGUE.]
Kind of! He exorcises curses, I kill humans. We're natural enemies. [HIS THIRD WHOLE NATURAL ENEMY!!] Any wish he could have would be really bad for us, you know? And he already throws off the balance just by being alive.