Cursed in the literal sense or the meme sense? [god do i hate that he's modern enough to say this shit.] Kinda funny to know that there are other things that have to deal with binding vows, though. There are some really weird similarities between places and people here!
[closes my eyes again i hate all these npcs actually]
Yep! [He is but a simple lad with so few requirements in life, and the top one is always "have a constant source of amusement, so perishing from boredom doesn't happen".
Then he says to this weird fucking mouth void:] Hah, you aren't so bad after all. I thought you'd be boring, since you care so much about all the messes we make.
I beg your pardon. [BORING? WOW] I simply prefer to keep business and play separate when it is not necessary. Even if it is difficult for you, do treat this place as you would your home.
[stop having a shitty home]
If you want to "play," it can be put to better uses.
Yeah, see? Exactly. [What does that even mean.] Anyway, I've never really had a home I could mess up before.
[He just fucking wanders?? He's on rooftops all the time?! AGAIN, THE SEWER!! And also Dagon's beach but he likes Dagon, Dagon gets a pass, he will not bring his shenanigans into Dagon's home and even if he did they would probably be ended immediately YOU DON'T MESS AROUND IN SOMEONE ELSE'S DOMAIN.]
But I guess you're right about that, too...
[i hope gluttony watches what will likely go down in a couple of weeks and just close their eyes.]
All the more reason for you to keep a home clean, I would imagine.
[DON'T JUST SAY "WELL NOW I HAVE A HOME TIME TO MESS IT UP"? i can't believe the me is finally coming out so heavily after being capped so long pretending. here i am.]
[i read that as "the me in me" and i was like WHO ELSE WOULD BE THERE. MAHITO?????
Anyway he looks utterly unconvinced about this idea of keeping a clean home, unsurprisingly. He will not. Well, for a week he will, and then he will go back to not doing that. But!! He'll give a little jaunty two-fingered salute.]
Yep, sure! I will. [WILL HE.] If that's it, I guess I'll go. I'll come say hi again later!
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Yes, exactly like that. It is a contract, of course. There are terms and conditions, and there are consequences if you break them.
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Mm! You get it, then. Anything binding is kinda stupid, but getting something good out of it is nice, at least.
[He got nothing out of his binding vow except the murder after????? GOOD ENOUGH FOR HIM APPARENTLY.]
Hey, does that mean you have curses where you come from, too?
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Curses...? I do not think we have curses quite like the ones you are use to, no. We have some people who are "cursed," to say the least.
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Anyway, with open amusement:]
Cursed in the literal sense or the meme sense? [god do i hate that he's modern enough to say this shit.] Kinda funny to know that there are other things that have to deal with binding vows, though. There are some really weird similarities between places and people here!
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Both perhaps. [why do they know what a meme is. anyway.] There are. Such is the nature of things, I suppose.
More fun for you, I am sure.
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Yep! [He is but a simple lad with so few requirements in life, and the top one is always "have a constant source of amusement, so perishing from boredom doesn't happen".
Then he says to this weird fucking mouth void:] Hah, you aren't so bad after all. I thought you'd be boring, since you care so much about all the messes we make.
[WHY DOES TIDINESS = BORING.]
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I beg your pardon. [BORING? WOW] I simply prefer to keep business and play separate when it is not necessary. Even if it is difficult for you, do treat this place as you would your home.
[stop having a shitty home]
If you want to "play," it can be put to better uses.
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Yeah, see? Exactly. [What does that even mean.] Anyway, I've never really had a home I could mess up before.
[He just fucking wanders?? He's on rooftops all the time?! AGAIN, THE SEWER!! And also Dagon's beach but he likes Dagon, Dagon gets a pass, he will not bring his shenanigans into Dagon's home and even if he did they would probably be ended immediately YOU DON'T MESS AROUND IN SOMEONE ELSE'S DOMAIN.]
But I guess you're right about that, too...
[i hope gluttony watches what will likely go down in a couple of weeks and just close their eyes.]
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All the more reason for you to keep a home clean, I would imagine.
[DON'T JUST SAY "WELL NOW I HAVE A HOME TIME TO MESS IT UP"? i can't believe the me is finally coming out so heavily after being capped so long pretending. here i am.]
Keep that in mind.
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Anyway he looks utterly unconvinced about this idea of keeping a clean home, unsurprisingly. He will not. Well, for a week he will, and then he will go back to not doing that. But!! He'll give a little jaunty two-fingered salute.]
Yep, sure! I will. [WILL HE.] If that's it, I guess I'll go. I'll come say hi again later!
[Unfortunately for Gluttony.]