probe | Audience: Sheila Hammond

Thanks! Every girl needs a secret weapon, you know?

You bet! I'm still not totally sure what mine is though.

[she has an idea, but hm.]

Whatever it is, you'll find it! Sooner or later. You don't have any ideas?

Maybe one or two...but that comes with being an idol anyway.

And you think those don't count as secret weapons?

It's not really a secret if everyone knows, right?

Some of the best secrets are hidden in plain sight.

...like ninjas? [no.]

[... she actually thinks about this.]

I mean... You know what a ninja can do, but they can still surprise you with their skills...?

I think so. Have you ever seen a ninja at work?

Nope. But it would be so cool to see one someday.

Wouldn't it? I kinda want to see if I can spot one in the wild, too. But maybe that would mean they aren't so great at their job...

[She nods, sadly.]

If you spot one in the wild, they're either terrible at their job or dead.

Yeah...I've never met one, but even the mafia's good at hiding out in the open. So ninjas have to be even better.

... Man, now I want to meet a ninja and someone in the mafia.

I don't know if they're all as nice as Moma, but if you're lucky it's not too bad!