Audience: Sheila Hammond

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Oh, my god.

[SLOTH, YOUR TWEAKING... She is absolutely clutching her pearls over here.]

The pot I'm okay with. The opium— debatable. But where the fuck did the meth come from? Don't tell me there are more drugs on the next floor.

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I should hope not. [they. think about this. no, probably no meth.] Rest assure it isn't available to anyone else. I think the opium is more than enough.

[it's obvious they think that's already too much.]

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[She sighs in relief, slumping back a little.]

Thank god. Did no one ever teach them the dangers of hard drugs? Someone should sit them down to watch 80s ad campaigns. Now, those were brutal.

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I think you'd have to teach them what an ad campaign is first. [haha.] I believe every now and then even we're susceptible to a bit of peer pressure.

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Oh my god, there was peer pressure involved too?!

[greed this is like every suburban mother's nightmare]

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[they wouldn't know, they've never had a mom.]

Have you ever spoken to Sloth for any length of time? I feel using the word "pressure" is a very loose definition. A minor suggestion, and they're likely to do whatever they feel like doing.

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Apparently not enough. [Once or twice... She truly dropped the ball there.] God, so many people are willing to fuck themselves up for clout.

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...Mrs. Hammond I hate to tell you this but I believe several of you are already a bit "fucked up" to begin with.

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More fucked up than normal. With hard drugs!

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It will wear off, won't it? [greed has no idea how drugs work.]

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As long as they're not totally hooked...? I think?

[greed you are a lawyer go work in drug court]

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This was only the first time that I'm aware of...if we intervene early, it should be alright.

[no, never.]

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Worst case scenario... we study up on our disturbing PSAs.

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As if I don't have enough to be doing. I may leave that in your capable hands.

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Whoa. That one wasn't backhanded.

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I told you, the people that earn my compliments know when they're given.

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Aw... You know, I recently learned a word that fits you.

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If you call me a tsundere I am taking my soup and leaving.

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[...

tch.]

You're no fun.

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[there's a smirk from under the hood.]

I would have hoped you had something a bit more creative by now is all.

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[She huffs.]

Fine. Assdere.

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Now that's just crass. [shut up greed.]

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You told me to be creative.

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It's not even a real word at this rate.

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When you think about it, aren't all words made up?