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[personal profile] toesies 2021-03-16 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
It's a virus. It spreads. I caught it by eating bad clams. [Lethal seafood...] But, so what? There are plenty of normal bad people, too. I don't see them chanting for the death penalty every time some asshole gets on the news for murder.
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[personal profile] toesies 2021-03-17 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
Ancient Serbian clams. They're like, bright fucking red.

[Greed will be fine as long as they don't make a habit of eating spicy clams. It's fine.]

I don't know... But I hope so? My husband became a knight to protect me. And one day, my daughter will take over for him. If anyone can fix it, it's them.
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[personal profile] toesies 2021-03-17 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Actually, they tasted exactly like regular clams when soaked in marinara sauce.

[Just saying. Beware the clams.]

... Yeah, it is. I don't know what I'm going to do if this doesn't pan out. And not just because of the crazy ancient order of knights.
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[personal profile] toesies 2021-03-17 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah... I didn't even like the food at Japopo's? I can't believe I died for subpar clams.

[This is the point now.]

That's really nice of you to say? But not sure if it's true? Plenty of nice people have been killed before.
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[personal profile] toesies 2021-03-17 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Th...ank you...?

[SLOWLY, UNSURE.]

Was that a compliment? Because it sounds like you're saying I'm smart, but not.
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[personal profile] toesies 2021-03-18 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
[POUTING, GRUMBLING.]

I thought it was nice week...
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[personal profile] toesies 2021-03-18 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
And you compliment them like that to their faces?
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[personal profile] toesies 2021-03-19 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
They would probably appreciate it if you did, though. Just— sugar coated.
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[personal profile] toesies 2021-03-20 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
... Because they know you so well...?
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[personal profile] toesies 2021-03-21 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! That's so young... You must have been the youngest person at your workplace for a while.
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[personal profile] toesies 2021-03-21 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
[this audience is very ripe]

The bar? [...] Wait. Hang on. You passed the bar at twenty?!
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[personal profile] toesies 2021-03-21 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[...]

I suddenly understand so much now.

[It is kindness week so this just comes out. Kind of awed, when it is not.]