probe | Audience: Sheila Hammond

... What? Wait, why? Why wouldn't they remember you? I mean, come on, with a personality like yours?

[She means this in a good way.]

[that makes them laugh.]

I don't, um. I don't know, actually! I can't really talk to them. I just know they don't know who I am.

Well... I hope they remember you soon. Then you can give them shit for forgetting you in the first place.

Oh, I will. [a long pause.] None of this is about me, though, so let's uh, let's not dwell too much on my sad tragic backstory.

I disagree. This is about you as much as it is about us.

... What makes you say that?

Because it's true...?