probe | Audience: Sheila Hammond

Eh... Murder may be bad, but it's better than being a crooked cop and horrible stepfather. Now, that's a crime.

When you put it that way you make it really hard to argue.

Mhmm! And besides, Dan was such a bad guy that his wife moved on like, immediately.

Good for her! [don't encourage this.] She's probably way happier now, huh?

She is! Or, she was, until her girlfriend broke up with her to go on a spiritual journey of self-discovery.

...being an adult is really complicated, isn't it.

Somewhat, yes.

Remind me never to bother with that then.

With what, growing up? I don't think most people have a choice.

You don't think so? [that's such an ominous question, lust.]

I said "most people."

I wonder if we're even aging here. With the way time's going, it's so hard to tell these days.

I'm the wrong person to ask. [Because. She is stuck at this age forever.] But you guys have been here for longer than us, huh?

Yeah. It's hard to tell if nothing's changing because it stopped or because nothing changes much when we're the ages we are.