So that wasn't a prank? Someone stole our skull, left it in a hot tub, and used it to frame an innocent woman while everyone else thought she was possessed by the fucking tooth fairy?
I lost a femur in the driveway once so I can't even be mad at you. Fuck.
[AHHHHH SHE HATES THIS SHE LOST TEN YEARS OF HER IMMORTAL LIFE GLUTTONY]
Okay, well. Now that the trial is over, are you allowed to give us a hint as to what actually happened? Because I would love to get an hour with the bitch who killed a teenager.
Unfortunately, all I am able to say is they are among you. It was their decision to do what they did for the sake of their goal. Perhaps you may be able to suss them out.
[SHE WILL STOP BULLYING THEM but this is not how she expected the himbofication of gluttony to go, my god.]
Then they better hope I'm not the one who susses them out. Because if I do, I'm going to rip out their throat and eat my way through their guts like it's Thanksgiving. [A beat, as she sort of makes a little "yum!" gesture.] ... And then I'd frame the evil robot for it or something. It's a work in progress.
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[JUST. CLOSES HER EYES. PROCESSING.]
So that wasn't a prank? Someone stole our skull, left it in a hot tub, and used it to frame an innocent woman while everyone else thought she was possessed by the fucking tooth fairy?
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A small oversight on my part which is not becoming of someone of my vocation.
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[AHHHHH SHE HATES THIS SHE LOST TEN YEARS OF HER IMMORTAL LIFE GLUTTONY]
Okay, well. Now that the trial is over, are you allowed to give us a hint as to what actually happened? Because I would love to get an hour with the bitch who killed a teenager.
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Unfortunately, all I am able to say is they are among you. It was their decision to do what they did for the sake of their goal. Perhaps you may be able to suss them out.
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Then they better hope I'm not the one who susses them out. Because if I do, I'm going to rip out their throat and eat my way through their guts like it's Thanksgiving. [A beat, as she sort of makes a little "yum!" gesture.] ... And then I'd frame the evil robot for it or something. It's a work in progress.
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a little bit of a pfft that comes from the hood.]
Do you not care for, ah... "Mister" HK-47?
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