Audience: White

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Comments

[enfangs]

... What did I need? Shit, I already forgot!

[as did jan who then remembered upon writing that out but]

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Oh no. Then, uh--

[they. they trail off there, evidently at a loss, but they manage not to apologize again.]

[enfangs]

[






mii music plays but eventually white recalls.]

—Oh, right! You know what's wrong with people this week?

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You're going to have to specify, there is a lot wrong with some of you.

[enfangs]

H-Hey!

... I mean, you're not wrong, but hey!

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I didn't say you were one of them!

[they hold up their hands... one of them has an eye in the palm of it, currently.]

[enfangs]

[honestly given that white sometimes has mouths and teeth where they shouldn't be, he sees nothing especially off about this. also, hi ryan.]

Good! Anyway, it's stuff like... I dunno, that Buddhist weirdo guy is suddenly swearing when he doesn't usually, and my balance is way off now? What's up with that?

[probe]

Oh, that! Uh... these things happen?

[enfangs]

[he squints.]

Are they supposed to?

[probe]

Sure they are. I mean, it's not our fault, but this place just kind of-- you know. Does things. Like what happened last Thursday.

[enfangs]

That sounds kind of unsafe?

[probe]

Someone did literally die last week, I would argue safety's not a major factor here.

[enfangs]

Yeah, but that's at least just us killing each other, right?

[probe]

It is, but, like-- this place isn't trying to kill you either.

[enfangs]

What, it's just having a few giggles at our expense?

[probe]

Maybe sometimes! It's meant to help you indulge, and sometimes it does that... weirdly.