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I didn't say you were one of them!

[they hold up their hands... one of them has an eye in the palm of it, currently.]

[honestly given that white sometimes has mouths and teeth where they shouldn't be, he sees nothing especially off about this. also, hi ryan.]

Good! Anyway, it's stuff like... I dunno, that Buddhist weirdo guy is suddenly swearing when he doesn't usually, and my balance is way off now? What's up with that?

Oh, that! Uh... these things happen?

[he squints.]

Are they supposed to?

Sure they are. I mean, it's not our fault, but this place just kind of-- you know. Does things. Like what happened last Thursday.

That sounds kind of unsafe?

Someone did literally die last week, I would argue safety's not a major factor here.

Yeah, but that's at least just us killing each other, right?

It is, but, like-- this place isn't trying to kill you either.

What, it's just having a few giggles at our expense?

Maybe sometimes! It's meant to help you indulge, and sometimes it does that... weirdly.

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