Audience: SQX

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Comments

[shiftingwinds]

Oh? Have you observed anything particularly interesting?

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You're all quite a disaster as a group. [STOP! MAKING! MESSES!]

[shiftingwinds]

[



she giggles.]

I can't really argue with that!

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[they lift both hands in a shrug, glass still in-hand.]

I would have thought the majority of you would have been taught some manners, but I see I was mistaken.

[shiftingwinds]

Don't look at me. My manners are impeccable.

[probe]

I believe I'll be the judge of that. [though they're being polite still so that's something.] Considering you haven't broken anything yet and you aren't the one who sprayed cheese and soda in common spaces, you have my thanks.

[shiftingwinds]

You're welcome. But, yeesh - if I find out who's responsible for the cheese, I'll really let them have it! The poor bar...

[she pats the countertop. there there.]

[probe]

We do have ways of seeing you around the base, so of course we know who the culprit is. [annoying...] It seems the path of destruction will continue to be a common occurrance.

[the poor rec room??]

[shiftingwinds]

[the poor rec room!!]

That's... unfortunate. Is that their idea of an indulgence, or...?

[probe]

If only we knew. [drly. so, so dryly.] Simple entertainment for simple minds, most likely.

[shiftingwinds]

There has got to be a better way for them to entertain themselves...

[p l e a s e]

[probe]

The base has plenty to keep all of you occupied. [and yet you bitches live like this.] Perhaps new suggestions are in order?

[shiftingwinds]

That might not be a bad idea. If I can find what I need to make it, maybe I'll make a sign - "ten things you can do instead of making a mess if you're bored".

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[....they just reach into their sleeves and pull out a piece of cardstock and also a sharpie. here you go.]

[shiftingwinds]

[i swear to god.

anyway. shi qingxuan takes the cardstock and sharpie, considers it for a moment, and then leans over to start writing.

ARE YOU BORED?
Here are 10 things you can do instead of making a huge mess and leaving it for someone else to clean up!

1. Indulge like you're supposed to
2. Play one of the games in the rec room
3. Learn to play an instrument in the music room
4. Go stargazing
5. Relax in the hot tub
6. Play hide and seek with a friend
7. Have a drink at the bar
8. Work out in the gym
9. Eat something sweet
10. Clean up the mess someone else has probably already made

she sets the sharpie down, then turns it around for greed to see it.]

What do you think?

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[oh. she actually did it. greed seems to read over her shoulder before there's a nod of approval.]

I think I'm looking at ten things that are a better use of time than property destruction.

[shiftingwinds]

I'll put it up somewhere after we're finished here. Maybe at the exit of the hall where all our rooms are, so no one can miss it when they leave their room?

[probe]

It's as good a place as any. [greed is fairly confident people are going to ignore this list and be horrible demons anyway but it's fine, there's an effort and sqx is far more tolerable than half of the others here right now.]

[shiftingwinds]

[sighs and goes to submit that on the locations page]

Hopefully it'll get at least one person to reconsider.

[inb4 people make more messes out of spite]

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Your efforts are appreciated.

[inb4 someone actually just eats the list let's be honest.]

[shiftingwinds]

[DON'T EAT CARDSTOCK YOU HEATHENS?]

I'm glad to help!

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[there's a nod...and greed seems to go quiet? it's not even that they're displeased or anything, it just seems like they aren't sure what to say next. sorry about them.]

[shiftingwinds]

[it's fine. she's used to quiet people.]

...so, how are you liking the wine?

[probe]

It's passable. [which is to say...] Alcohol isn't my preference, but a glass of wine to socialize is doable.

[shiftingwinds]

Oh, what is your preference, then? We can do that next time!