Audience: Omi Fushimi

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Comments

[probe]

You're not one of Pride's, don't mansplain cooking to me.

[they say this so... casually, i'm sorry omi

they do take a bite, though, and then, thoughtfully:] Eh. Not bad! I've had worse.

[housewolf]

Ah... sorry. I just had a friend who tried.

[If it's said that casually then... they're probably not mad?]

Thanks. Any improvements?

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[they sure don't seem that way.]

Hmm. I think the texture is good. Your seasoning is on point except for the salt. Needs a little bit more.

[housewolf]

[He nods.]

Got it. I'll remember.

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[they kick their feet against the counter as they eat. heels banging gently against the doors.]

That it? You're bad at this whole hosting thing.

[housewolf]

Sorry, sorry. I'm usually around my family. Did you want a drink to go along with it?

I was wondering, have you guys been here long?

[probe]

Sure.

[as for the question, they shrug.] Did you read the guide?

[housewolf]

What kind of drink?

Yeah, most of it is pretty vague. Oh, Envy said they didn't know where the bodies in experimental holding came from. Are you also seeing yourself when you go in there?

[probe]

I don't go in there, so I couldn't tell you. But probably. I don't care what drink, whatever you think goes well with this.

[housewolf]

Was it here when you arrived? Or do you know who does go in there?

[Sure, he'll pick out a nice wine and pour them a glass.]

[probe]

It wasn't not here. [wrath,]

Plenty of people do. I know Despair does.

[housewolf]

... Thanks, I think.

Is it rude to say that fits?

[probe]

What fits?

[housewolf]

Despair in that room.