OOC INTRO

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WHY ARE YOU AT THE CLOWN STORE

Feel free to use this post to introduce yourself, tell us about you and the character you're playing, drop contact info, do whatever you want I'm not the boss of you. Or - well, I am, but this post is a lawless land and if I tell you not to post clowns you're gonna post clowns.

We'll be using the server for general game and mod announcements, not to mention trials, but you're still free to link your Plurks for friending, private-convo calls, etc.

We'll be starting the game Friday, Feburary 5th, probably at 3pm PST/6pm EST. Hold onto your butts.

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[toesies]

hello, friends!! most of you know me already, but for those who don't: my name is kyuu and today i am bringing a milf to the milfy way, aka sheila hammond from santa clarita diet. she is a loving mother and wife... who also happens to be an unrepentant gremlin. it's fine? it's fine. please excuse her as she proceeds to probably adopt half of the young adults.

as always, please feel free to add me on plurk at beheads. you can also hmu on discord at any time to hash shit out. i look forward to playing with y'all!

[fisherwoman]

tosses a short intro into the sky because i'm still at work

hi this is eli and i apped endorsi jahad from tower of god!! she's awful and i'm already sorry but i am also very excited. grabs everybody's hands. feel free to add me at incendiary or hit me up on discord anytime!!

[enfangs]

Hello, this is January, and I'm bringing in White from Lessa! He's a punk loser with two modes, feral dog or lost puppy, who just wants to have a good time or at least, like, a non-shitty one. Basically he's an asshole with baby energy and fine clown energy too i suppose, but he's nice... sometimes... and more to the point he really just has zero impulse control and only slightly more (?) braincells

EXCITED TO PLAY WITH EVERYONE you can catch me over at farant#4098 or at my mg plurk lampyris!

[sengokus]

i'm speedrunning because i have another meeting but i wanted to say hi!!! this is Dana, unfortunately and these are all you need to know about Mineo Enomoto from Collar x Malice



i want this man obliterated. the main goal of this game is that if i have to be embarrassed writing my tags then i'm gonna take everyone down with me!!! as always feel free to add my murderplurk at decals or disco me for anything! i talk a lot and i talk to everyone so i look forward to yet another horrific, hilarious time with everyone! i'm not gonna get the most fuckbucks! hell yea! let's go, sluts!

[aubins]

hi this is becks and i'm playing a twink. good luck. you can add me at my shiny new, kinda ignored murdergame plurk ascians and marvel at the fact in the year of our lord 2021 that username wasn't already taken. amazing.

the twink is yuri leclerc from fire emblem: no one communicates btw

i'm excited to play with y'all again/for the first time, and i'm ready for our usual single braincell shenanigans.

[gamerbrain]

Hi I'm Cola! I'm playing Aoi Mukou from YOU and ME and HER: A Love Story, often shortened to Totono. She um... Well, she's the heroine in a visual novel! Which she is sure to let your characters know. Please feel free to pursue her route. It's why she exists, after all!

Anyway she has Zero Braincells but she's doing her best. I'm on disc Clione # 7898 or plurk clionidae

[housewolf]

Hello! This is not my first time murdering, but I haven't been back since thots. I'm Mira and I'm playing Omi Fushimi from the niche gacha game A3! Act! Addict! Actors!. He acts. He addicts. He actors. He's the local mom friend, despite being all of 22.

Please feel free to add me at bloodgates, but if you need me asap discord is the #1 way to get me: Mira#5533.

[headmt]

hey gang its cha boy alli and I’m bringing Mollymauk from motherfuckin crit role and I’m still staggering at that roundhouse kick from the ic profiles page reveal

anyway he’s a dual-wielding horny circus man (?) of vague gender and is also your weird friend that is very into tarot there’s a lot going on here i’m sure we’ll have fun discovering it together

this is going to be fine lets party and please add my new !! mg plurk at morevna or hit me up on disco @ Morevna#4108 for anything you desire

[touchups]

wow i hate this already ANYWAY HI IT'S AKI and i'm bringing mahito from jujutsu kaisen unfortunately. he's a literal curse who's just out here vibing and i WILL inflict him on all of you lovingly, with all the cursed energy in my demon body. you can hit me up on disco any time or add my mg plurk bloodletting!! i look forward to the chaos

[liuli]

whats up sluts its sisi!!!! i am playing gu yun from sha po lang this round. gu yun is an army marshall known as the marquis of order, but also the (self proclaimed) northwestern flower of great liang, and also a dad(dy?). yea

if you havent added me on plurk i'm xianle and my disco is protags#8655. lets sin baby

[dotcom]

hello everyone! this is francy and i am bringing takeru sasazuka from collar x malice. takeru is best boy and that's all you need to know about him, goodbye.

you can add me over at izetta!! i am super excited to play with you all again let's have a terrible time gang

[disreguarded]

do i have to introduce myself



anyway here's wonderwall. i'm flurry! and this is beauregard lionett. half of you know who she is and the other half are gonna have to get ready to deal with this dumb punch lesbian disaster. catch me at knifedad on plurk, or on discord wherever. <3

[commedia]

Hey! This is Crystal who is unfortunately bringing you suffering in the form of a 200cm tall 110kg jester of indeterminate gender by the name of Ashiya Douman from Fate/Grand Order! People from Snowend may be familiar with this man, but I will tell you that this is a NEW CLOWN EXPERIENCE (TM) since the canon point is completely different! Maybe this time, the harlequin will sincerely be a nice humble Buddhist priest who wants to pose no danger to anyone...



Gee, who knows! Also, the man will be looking for a master so. That will be a thing! Fun. I hate things already. (Also PLEASE holler at me if you do not want the most recent JPN Fate/GO spoilers with Douman's chapter, I will be vague anyways!) You can holler at me for my clown crimes on discord or at vampirize!

[bonetiddies]

hi this is siz and i apped harrow from the locked tomb trilogy. she is a spooky teen from pluto who likes to dress like a skeleton and be mean. she really really really likes bones. please force her to make friends. if you haven't already added me, please feel free to add me on plurk at sizlaria

[nodo]

henlo i'm naru and i'm bringing trafalgar law from one piece. or otherwise known as the series that's hella popular irl but seems like no one in dwrp knows anything about it and i think that's just grand. i will absolutely not explain this image but that's about all you need to know about him if you don't know anything about him. promise. as much as i weep and cry, i'm here to be your only doctor(?) and take part of many things. probably terrible things.....

my plurk is shockwires if you wanna add or you can hmu at disco @ fruitpop#3649.

[sophistications]

do we need an introduction?



haha hey it's ty, i'm one of your mods and also bringing this idiot, tamaki suoh from ouran high school host club! it's a great decision, it's great, it's cool it's fine.

please feel free to add me on plurk at interpretively or you can grab me on disco! very excited we're finally here guys, i hope everyone has fun!

[niceguyferatu]

Hi everyone, i'm lisa, this is baby's second murdergame, and i'm bringing vlad masters from danny phantom to it. he's the original Nice Guy/incel.

hmu on disco at uwaaaah#7300 or on plurk at CaptainPlanette!

[fluffier]

hello!! this is spoon, and i'm bringing yuel from granblue fantasy! this is my first full game but i feel like the experience at snowend has Prepared me.

anyway, yuel is a furry.

but she's also a generally good girl, big sister type with absolutely no thoughts! i'm really excited to ask everyone for their scent headcanons so yuel can smell them.

feel free to hmu on discord or whysofork

[hashtaghelping]

hi it's britt i swerved and apped a horse

[alteracion]

hi i'm zia and i'm bringing grace, a girl who makes terrible life choices which hurts the people she cares about and yes i do have a type. do NOT @ me. she's from infinity train, which is a show about people who are on a train that is infinite, and nothing bad ever happens.

im on plurk @ rainbowlasers so feel free to add me!! as i finally go get food wheezes my supper hours

[maelstroms]

hewwo friends, it's Snow back at it again at the murder circuit with another danmei "Snow this is your third mg and your third danmei" yeah I know, look, I'm probably going to break the cycle in summer but for now let me live. This is baby's third murder, and this time I bring you Ming Yi from Heaven Official's Blessing. Some of you may know him as the goth lesbian, if you've been witness to casa de snisi's donghua marathons. Alas, he is not a lesbian for 7rings. He is, regardless, tired of any and all shit, and just wants to eat and do his work.

You can find me over at criticals or in the disco!

OH WAIT I FORGOT if you stan Yin Yu, you'll recognize Ming Yi's item from home since the shovel belongs to him. ok bye!

[callmemeg]

HELLO it's Ray bringing you this gal from Disney's Hercules - you know and love her (and that one song, you know the one) - it's Megara!! But her friends call her Meg, at least they would if she had any friends.

also i have a fancy new murderplurk betrays so you can add me there orrrrr obviously I'm on disco too so hmu xoxo

[holeful]

I don't have a meme so just have this nice picture;


Caitie here playing Tamotsu Fukuda from ID: Invaded! Yes it is the Anaido anime. Fukuda has a hole in his head and is generally a placid, friendly person and that's definitely all there is to it. Do not worry about [REDACTED]. But feel free to ask him about the hole. He is a big fan of holes (but not like in an innuendo way don't be crass)

You can hit me up on discord or plurk at agentmaine!!!

[brightred]

mods said post clowns


hello it's hydok (hydok) playing Grell from kuroshitsuji/black butler (manga) because why not. she's here to flirt with all your boys, steal ur girls, and commit some homicides. we'll see what order those things happen in.

for those of you who were asleep in middle school during the Age of Anime, Grell's from a series set in victorian england about some spoiled rich kid and his hot demon butler. she's a minor character and we all know minor characters are the real reason we care about any series.

for those of you who like me had your first exposure to kuroshitsuji through that one girl who wore cat ears from middle school to high school and screamed about ~t3h yaoiz~ to anyone who would listen during lunch while you and your friends pretended not to hear her and also not like anime in general in case cat-ear girl tried to latch on to you like some loveless-peddling tick and thus were traumatized out of ever publicly admitting you have ever read a manga, im sorry, but kuroshitsuji is good actually.

[toyska]

pictured: a boy who has never done anything wrong in his life

ANYWAY HELLO IT'S PIXI!! I am bringing Tartaglia aka Childe from Genshin Impact because aki put this game in my hands and then ran away cackling with his fleas. v excited to be playing an Actual Human this time around who can actually hold conversations. Wow. Amazing.

Also just as a head's up, I am PST and I work until 3pm, and I don't have access to a computer at work! So my tags will come after that on weekdays, unless I can squeeze them in in the mornings/early afternoon or w/e. YEAH. But I will do my best to stay on top of things so /o/ reaches out for everyone!!

Hit me up on disco at pixisticks#4977 ALSO I MADE A MURDERGAME PLURK FINALLY it only took like. 5 years. It's fine. ANYWAY it's smdh!!